Nordic Council 29 11, 11:23pm

Oh, it wasn't always like this... with Finland, I mean...

***BACK IN THE 90S...***

FINLAND: What the hell is this?! You go on and build a big-ass bridge just like that!
DENMARK: It's my sea, my connection to Sweden, and I'll build as many goddamn bridges as I want!
FINLAND: Why a long bridge?!
DENMARK: Not all us are landlocked with Sweden!
FINLAND: I'm trying to deliver two oil rigs to an important customer! Your bridge is on the way!
DENMARK: Go cry to Russia!
FINLAND: WHY YOU...! What did you build the bridge out of? Legos?
DENMARK: WHY YOU...!