Nordic Council

Oh, it wasn't always like this... with Finland, I mean...

***BACK IN THE 90S...***

FINLAND: What the hell is this?! You go on and build a big-ass bridge just like that!
DENMARK: It's my sea, my connection to Sweden, and I'll build as many goddamn bridges as I want!
FINLAND: Why a long bridge?!
DENMARK: Not all us are landlocked with Sweden!
FINLAND: I'm trying to deliver two oil rigs to an important customer! Your bridge is on the way!
DENMARK: Go cry to Russia!
FINLAND: WHY YOU...! What did you build the bridge out of? Legos?
DENMARK: WHY YOU...!

Atleast Finland is Doing something Slight Producive and not Yelling like everyone else :P

Finland is the smartest out of all of them... he's being the most efficient with his work

I'll say this.
Icelandic is the coolest looking language EVER.

You could say "My car has a busted transmission" in Icelandic, and it'd still look like an ancient sorcerer casting a spell on his enemies.
You could say "I'm gonna wipe my ass with your children and parents, you worthless mo********er, as***le, fu**face!" in French, and it'd still look like a love poem.

And thus, the new shipping of America and Greenland was born

I really loved this one!! :"D (Denmark) I only sent the fat and lazy ones who won't work ... (Sweden) they're pregnant :"D Killed me Hahaha!

Den: I only send out the fat lazy ones that won't work!
Swe: They're pregnant!

I almost fell out of my chair when I first read that.
And Finland is the most productive one of them all.

Greenland you smug bastard

What a nice coincidence... The random comic button brought me here from https://satwcomic.com/lazy-lady

@IcePhoenix
I was going to say: I'd forgotten that this deporting pregnant women issue had been mentioned before (checks) 4 or so years earlier? Not just recent news then.

Finlands investment to it is real