Hot Brew 12 5, 6:33am

England: I like this tea.
China: Pay me silver.
England: I'd like more tea, if you please.
China: Pay me silver.
England: Give me some more tea.
China: Pay me-
England: I don't have any more silver! I just need my gdamned tea!
China: Well then you don't get any tea.
England: I WILL WRECK YOUR BLOODY COUNTRY, MATE!

(opium wars in a nutshell)