Odds and Ends
22 7, 3:27pm
Two locals walk by the beach in western Jutland, in a place where it's very unsafe to swim due to strong undercurrents. They see a tourist walking into the ocean, and yell at him in German that it's not a good idea. He stops, goes to talk with them, and explains in a thick dialect that he most definitely ain't German, but proud Copenhagener. The two locals look at each other, then at the tourist, and in a casual manner say "Welcome to Jutland. Nice day for a swim, eh?"