Hello my fellow children 2 11, 8:05am

I use my mom's old rules:
Give candy to anyone wearing a costume.
If they don't appear to be wearing a costume, ask what they're dressed as.
If they have no answer, no candy.
If they give a bullshit answer (eg, a teen wearing normal everyday clothes, answers "A teenager"), they do indeed get candy.

The government can come kick my ass if they want. Won't stop me from celebrating Halloween.