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A snail in the hand is better than 10 on the roof
9 11, 5:15am
I've only ever heard "Il pleut comme vache qui pisse" without the "une" (which isn't grammatically correct, but I guess it comes from a time when it was). I've heard both expressions no matter the region, it's mostly a matter of wether or not you're talking about time with people ready to discuss bovine pee.