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A snail in the hand is better than 10 on the roof
10 11, 12:07pm
In Australia, when someone asks a rather silly question to which the answer is obviously an emphatic "Yes", one can say, "Well, I'm not here to f*** spiders".
Which is a bit alarming, because that implies that someone, somewhere, IS there to do that very thing.