Do Danish priests really ask that question? Is it during the wedding ceremony? That seems like a potential disaster for... well... pretty much exactly this reason. Don't ask questions you don't want to know the answer to!
"At this time, before God, the church congregation, and all your assembled family members, as well as your new family you hope to join, truthfully testify if you have had other sexual relations aside from your groom before this wedding?"
"Weeell, let's see... there was his brother... his best friend... his father... his mother that one time I was drunk... oh yes, and YOU, Reverend Father. I bet you thought I slept right through it that night at bible camp, didn't you, you pervert-pastor! Tee hee!"
"---fffffFFFFFF!@#@$#%!!!"
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Do Danish priests really ask that question? Is it during the wedding ceremony? That seems like a potential disaster for... well... pretty much exactly this reason. Don't ask questions you don't want to know the answer to!
"At this time, before God, the church congregation, and all your assembled family members, as well as your new family you hope to join, truthfully testify if you have had other sexual relations aside from your groom before this wedding?"
"Weeell, let's see... there was his brother... his best friend... his father... his mother that one time I was drunk... oh yes, and YOU, Reverend Father. I bet you thought I slept right through it that night at bible camp, didn't you, you pervert-pastor! Tee hee!"
"---fffffFFFFFF!@#@$#%!!!"