Social get together 5 3, 1:20am

I for one can't wait to returning to a time when...

We could greet each other with coughing in each other's faces
We were allowed to lick all the cans at the grocery store
We could hold competitions to see who could fit the most live bats in their mouth
We would drink from the other person's glass first to show we didn't poison the drinks

I may or may not be misremembering things from the before time.