Scandinavia and the World

Comments #9876592:

December 13 12, 1:47am

I know 'Murrica is a big dumb albeit well-meaning guy, but I feel like at this point he deserves to lose his virginity at some point. Like, IDK, pair him up with Sister Canada or Mexico, even if as a joke. If going political, give him a past where he had a toxic younger relationship with Phillipines (sister Phillipines?) that he doesn't understand was toxic, because history.