Housemates 7 6, 5:06am

Scotland: want to see how smooth I am?
England: no I don't want to see your shaved balls
Scotland rolling up his trousers: what? don't be a prev I'm just showing you how smooth my legs are, see feel
England: ooh that is smooth did you moisturize?
Scotland: yep used lotion
England: oooh nice
Northern Ireland walking in: and this is why I still share a flat with the Republic of Ireland
England; um it's not what it looks like
Scotland: you can stop touching me