Scotland: want to see how smooth I am?
England: no I don't want to see your shaved balls
Scotland rolling up his trousers: what? don't be a prev I'm just showing you how smooth my legs are, see feel
England: ooh that is smooth did you moisturize?
Scotland: yep used lotion
England: oooh nice
Northern Ireland walking in: and this is why I still share a flat with the Republic of Ireland
England; um it's not what it looks like
Scotland: you can stop touching me

I once went into the bathroom to find my ex brushing her eyebrows with MY toothbrush. I asked her why she was doing that. "Because I don't want eyebrow hairs in my toothbrush." ōÔ

There are multiple reasons we aren't together anymore.

@Tarmaque she should have said she wanted her eyebrows to smell minty fresh, but joking aside they have makeup tools for that would been better for her eyebrows

@AmericanButterfly True, but she was a hippy chick who only very rarely used any makeup.

im gonna need to see photographic proof of where scotland shaved...for research purposes swear

@HeckHelloHiLol I like to imagine he just shaved his legs and was only messing with England to make him think he saved another body part

Scotland is doing his best to make England kick him out. Then he can finally go back to King Europe.

'@Siren' 'Course there's problems with that. King Europe letting states split up then rejoin sets a problematic precedent for nations like Spain. So Spain has reason to fight really hard to block it.

Plus there are people who are mad about Brexit and want UK to "suffer for their bad decision."

@boring7 The EU isn't going to touch applicants who have not (yet) earned general acceptance as independent nations with a ten foot pole. So, if any parts of the UK want to go down that route, they will have to sort their secession out with London FIRST, and THEN, after a number of years of both those sides kicking each other's shins or worse under the negotiation table, the EU will have a look at the newly-solo snippet and decide whether it's (still) a good fit. It's not a journey one should embark on lightly IMHO.

'@JoB' True.

And let's be real, ESPECIALLY after brexit there is always going to be a dangling question of secession. A nation that just broke away from one agreement demanding the EU trust them with a new agreement? Can Free Scotland or Free Catalonia be trusted to stick around?

@Siren he better take us with him, we don't want to be stuck with England

Suddenly I feel like we need a Manx character...

'@TheFunBoy3Version' The Isle of Man is a conspiracy and doesn't actually exist.

/nonsense

@boring7 I shall not stay by and let you deny the existence of the land of origin of those cute Manx Kitties. Think of the kitties!! They hippy hop like rabbits!! It's adorable!!!

'@Mojo' I do not subscribe to this heretical conspiracy which was invented to placate the masses no matter how adorable it might be! It's all deepfakes and hearsay!

Sooo did Scotland shave his pubic area?

@Spiclypeus That... or legs? ;)

@Spiclypeus nah he didnt

Brexit or not it's not hygienic to share a razor

Today Sweden is 500 years old

@NorskViking01 No.. Sweden has existed since the Viking Age. You mean since indepence from Kalmar?

@Carewolf 500 years since the birth of the "modern" state. Finland was still a conquest of Sweden back then as well.

@Carewolf i know but their national day celebrates the crowning of king Gustav in 1523

I think Scotland Didn't shave but he gave it to Wales, hinting the last panel

at first I thought Scotland was in the shower but I think he's just poking his head through the window

@AmericanButterfly yeh me too

@addison or he showers with this shirt on, shower and washes clothes at the same time