Scotland: want to see how smooth I am?
England: no I don't want to see your shaved balls
Scotland rolling up his trousers: what? don't be a prev I'm just showing you how smooth my legs are, see feel
England: ooh that is smooth did you moisturize?
Scotland: yep used lotion
England: oooh nice
Northern Ireland walking in: and this is why I still share a flat with the Republic of Ireland
England; um it's not what it looks like
Scotland: you can stop touching me
'@Siren' 'Course there's problems with that. King Europe letting states split up then rejoin sets a problematic precedent for nations like Spain. So Spain has reason to fight really hard to block it.
Plus there are people who are mad about Brexit and want UK to "suffer for their bad decision."
@boring7 The EU isn't going to touch applicants who have not (yet) earned general acceptance as independent nations with a ten foot pole. So, if any parts of the UK want to go down that route, they will have to sort their secession out with London FIRST, and THEN, after a number of years of both those sides kicking each other's shins or worse under the negotiation table, the EU will have a look at the newly-solo snippet and decide whether it's (still) a good fit. It's not a journey one should embark on lightly IMHO.
And let's be real, ESPECIALLY after brexit there is always going to be a dangling question of secession. A nation that just broke away from one agreement demanding the EU trust them with a new agreement? Can Free Scotland or Free Catalonia be trusted to stick around?
I once went into the bathroom to find my ex brushing her eyebrows with MY toothbrush. I asked her why she was doing that. "Because I don't want eyebrow hairs in my toothbrush." ōÔ
There are multiple reasons we aren't together anymore.
@Tarmaque she should have said she wanted her eyebrows to smell minty fresh, but joking aside they have makeup tools for that would been better for her eyebrows
@boring7 I shall not stay by and let you deny the existence of the land of origin of those cute Manx Kitties. Think of the kitties!! They hippy hop like rabbits!! It's adorable!!!
'@Mojo' I do not subscribe to this heretical conspiracy which was invented to placate the masses no matter how adorable it might be! It's all deepfakes and hearsay!
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England: no I don't want to see your shaved balls
Scotland rolling up his trousers: what? don't be a prev I'm just showing you how smooth my legs are, see feel
England: ooh that is smooth did you moisturize?
Scotland: yep used lotion
England: oooh nice
Northern Ireland walking in: and this is why I still share a flat with the Republic of Ireland
England; um it's not what it looks like
Scotland: you can stop touching me