@The_Yellow_Ardvark Well maybe the *Highland* Haggis (the one with one leg longer than the other for running around mountains) is likely not a suitable pet, since it is too vicious, but the *Lowland* Haggis is far more docile, provided you don't feed it any whisky, of course. An adult Sporran would seem to make a great pet as they are so soft and strokable but I hear they are a considered "at risk" and so not permitted for domestic ownership these days...
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@The_Yellow_Ardvark Well maybe the *Highland* Haggis (the one with one leg longer than the other for running around mountains) is likely not a suitable pet, since it is too vicious, but the *Lowland* Haggis is far more docile, provided you don't feed it any whisky, of course. An adult Sporran would seem to make a great pet as they are so soft and strokable but I hear they are a considered "at risk" and so not permitted for domestic ownership these days...