Johnson : AHHH WE'RE GOING TO SINK!!
Guest : Dude, that was what you said the last time.

LBJ: Considered one of America's greatest presidents.

Also kind of a dick.

It's real, it's at Johnson's ranch house in Texas, now a museum.

what a dick move............... I need to try this at least once

Despite theories that he knew about or had a direct hand in Kennedy's death, Johnson was quite a character. Giving interviews with the press or consulting with advisors while using the toilet or skinny dipping and inviting them to join him.

He'd also whip his dick out if you ran into him in the bathroom and ask you if you'd ever seen something so big. He nicknamed his dong "Jumbo".

And then there was Jimmy Carter, who was attacked by a giant rabbit.

President Johnson was a dick, flashed the japanese prime minister of his dick( he had a large one) and told them "Bet you never saw one this big" and peed on his secret service guard just because he could.

@TotallyOriginal What a fucking legend

@TotallyOriginal if I saw that I call and make sure the president is impeached

This is typical of (rich) Texan humour.

Similar: A hitch-hiking student in 1950's Texas was picked up by an obviously rich Rancher / oilman in his huge Cadillac. They proceeded down the highway at high rate of speed. The student with alarm noticed a thick pair of glasses on the seat between them. "Shoudn't you be wearing your glasses, sir?" the student said apprehensively. "No need, son," said the Texan. "The wind screen is prescription-ground."

Seems legit https://www.nps.gov/lyjo/planyourvisit/presidentialvehicles.htm

NOTICE ME SENPAI

President Troll is best President.

I could be wrong here, but why is Brother Australia driving the amphicar?

Makes you wonder just why people got in the car with him.

huh, interresting dude

It's a German car, of course.

I had to read this twice, it's just so awesome