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United States President Lyndon B. Johnson owned an Amphibious car, the Amphicar, and used it to scare guests by driving them into his lake screaming about brake failure.
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4 years ago #9505391        
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Johnson : AHHH WE'RE GOING TO SINK!!
Guest : Dude, that was what you said the last time.

Cactus

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3 years ago #9727497        
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LBJ: Considered one of America's greatest presidents.

Also kind of a dick.

3 years ago #9674552        
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what a dick move............... I need to try this at least once

Dan


4 years ago #9493950        
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Despite theories that he knew about or had a direct hand in Kennedy's death, Johnson was quite a character. Giving interviews with the press or consulting with advisors while using the toilet or skinny dipping and inviting them to join him.

3 years ago #9637636        
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President Johnson was a dick, flashed the japanese prime minister of his dick( he had a large one) and told them "Bet you never saw one this big" and peed on his secret service guard just because he could.


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4 years ago #9480342        
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This is typical of (rich) Texan humour.

Similar: A hitch-hiking student in 1950's Texas was picked up by an obviously rich Rancher / oilman in his huge Cadillac. They proceeded down the highway at high rate of speed. The student with alarm noticed a thick pair of glasses on the seat between them. "Shoudn't you be wearing your glasses, sir?" the student said apprehensively. "No need, son," said the Texan. "The wind screen is prescription-ground."

4 years ago #9478847        
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It's real, it's at Johnson's ranch house in Texas, now a museum.

2 years ago #9808834        
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He'd also whip his dick out if you ran into him in the bathroom and ask you if you'd ever seen something so big. He nicknamed his dong "Jumbo".

And then there was Jimmy Carter, who was attacked by a giant rabbit.

3 years ago #9661187        
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NOTICE ME SENPAI

4 years ago #9495364        
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President Troll is best President.

Karen

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1 year ago #9816582        
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I could be wrong here, but why is Brother Australia driving the amphicar?

2 years ago #9804757        
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Makes you wonder just why people got in the car with him.

3 years ago #9675540        
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huh, interresting dude

3 years ago #9648981        
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It's a German car, of course.

4 years ago #9582370        
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I had to read this twice, it's just so awesome :D

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