I headcanon Brother Germany as heterosexual, this just a headcanon if you ship him with dude(s) go ahead it's all in good fun I just headcanon him as straight because I don't really see him reciprocating male countries advantage and seemed annoyed that Austra thought he was making a porno with Sweden and Denmark, though he could've just been annoyed that Austra would jump to conclusions like that just because he was tied up with them. plus I think Denmark and Netherland's yaoi surprise would be funnier and I think Germany is such a wimp he's afraid if he tells them to stop they might think he's being a bigot or something and won't be his friends anymore (which they won't but Germany doesn't want to take the chance) I also think if Germany was hetro Sister America thinking he was "sinking her Denmark/Norway ship" would be funnier that not only is Germany not interesting in Denmark romantically/sexually he's not interested in any male country that way
I made Germany using this dress up game https://picrew.me/image_maker/94097/complete?cd=LOyUb165rj
Sister Germany I think could be bi maybe even gay idk
Sister America: I know you like ya know, like-like Denmark, but Denmark x Norway is my OTP and I don't appreciate you trying to make Denmark your boyfriend
Brother Germany: I'm not trying to make Denmark my boyfriend we'll just friends. platonic friends
Sister America: but aren't you gay for Denmark?
Brother Germany: I'm not gay
Sister America: ok Bi then
Brother Germany: I'm not bi ether
Sister America: why not? more countries should be Bi, it's 2021 like get over yourselves
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@closetghostgal me too, also if she is Bi I like to imagine she's into BDSM and is dom looking for her sub so when Brother France flirted with her that just her way of flirting back
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Brother Germany: I'm not trying to make Denmark my boyfriend we'll just friends. platonic friends
Sister America: but aren't you gay for Denmark?
Brother Germany: I'm not gay
Sister America: ok Bi then
Brother Germany: I'm not bi ether
Sister America: why not? more countries should be Bi, it's 2021 like get over yourselves
(that's a Good Place reference)