A myth in Germany states that "German almost became official language of the USA". Actually there was a petition on having the laws written in German beside English, which was rejected by 1 vote.
Switzerland accidentally invaded Liechtenstein... More than once.
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Brother Germany: I'm not trying to make Denmark my boyfriend we'll just friends. platonic friends
Sister America: but aren't you gay for Denmark?
Brother Germany: I'm not gay
Sister America: ok Bi then
Brother Germany: I'm not bi ether
Sister America: why not? more countries should be Bi, it's 2021 like get over yourselves
(that's a Good Place reference)