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Had to murder Netherlands and Denmark, but it was worth it!

By: closetghostgal 30th June 2021

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North Korea owes Sweden €300m for 1,000 stolen Volvos and every 6 months Sweden sends them reminders.

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Several countries have in the past banned ruling queens, but lacked any requirement that the king be male. This led to King Anna of Poland, and King Mary of Hungary.

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10 months ago #9872273        
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Lmao thats sus

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1 year ago #9867574        
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Yay Denmark is dead

2 years ago #9859639        
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Well um Brother Japan took that well
Maybe Bro Japan is hoping Bro Germany would introduce him to Sis Germany

Bro Germany: so you aren't mad I'm dating your sister, I know how protective you can be of her.

Bro Japan: Germany-sans, my sister is an adult and old enough to be your grandmother

Bro-Germany: yeah...wait what?

Sis Japan: Lady America says I'm what you called a "cougar"

Bro-Germany: sometimes I forget how much older than me you are.

Sis Japan: who are you calling old, I may have been born thousands of years before you but biologically you look way older than me

Bro Germany: I'm sorry I didn't mean to be disrespectful, I just don't get a lot of sleep

Bro Japan: that's because you were banging my sister last night

Sis Japan: he sure was

Bro Germany thinking: what's with this family??


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