Germany Got Laid

if you rlly think ab it sister japan could classify as a peppermint muncher

@MikoMae what does that even mean

Lmao thats sus

Yay Denmark is dead

Well um Brother Japan took that well
Maybe Bro Japan is hoping Bro Germany would introduce him to Sis Germany

Bro Germany: so you aren't mad I'm dating your sister, I know how protective you can be of her.

Bro Japan: Germany-sans, my sister is an adult and old enough to be your grandmother

Bro-Germany: yeah...wait what?

Sis Japan: Lady America says I'm what you called a "cougar"

Bro-Germany: sometimes I forget how much older than me you are.

Sis Japan: who are you calling old, I may have been born thousands of years before you but biologically you look way older than me

Bro Germany: I'm sorry I didn't mean to be disrespectful, I just don't get a lot of sleep

Bro Japan: that's because you were banging my sister last night

Sis Japan: he sure was

Bro Germany thinking: what's with this family??

@AmericanButterfly Germany, Germany, you don't know what you're getting into. Us Asians are a wacky bunch, especially when it comes to family. Also I'm pretty sure if Germany introduced his sister to Brother Japan, she'd flirt with him by crushing him

@closetghostgal I think Bro Japan might be into that,

Bro Japan sees Sis Germany knock Bro Italy her giant heavy breasts of iron and threaten Bro France

Bro Japan: God I wish that was me