Germany Got Laid

lmfao

if you rlly think ab it sister japan could classify as a peppermint muncher

@MikoMae what does that even mean

@chibiopabinia i don't know myself

@MikoMae OH WAIT. I GOT IT. it was a way i used to refer to people who liked germans or german things a lot

@MikoMae why

Well um Brother Japan took that well
Maybe Bro Japan is hoping Bro Germany would introduce him to Sis Germany

Bro Germany: so you aren't mad I'm dating your sister, I know how protective you can be of her.

Bro Japan: Germany-sans, my sister is an adult and old enough to be your grandmother

Bro-Germany: yeah...wait what?

Sis Japan: Lady America says I'm what you called a "cougar"

Bro-Germany: sometimes I forget how much older than me you are.

Sis Japan: who are you calling old, I may have been born thousands of years before you but biologically you look way older than me

Bro Germany: I'm sorry I didn't mean to be disrespectful, I just don't get a lot of sleep

Bro Japan: that's because you were banging my sister last night

Sis Japan: he sure was

Bro Germany thinking: what's with this family??

@AmericanButterfly Germany, Germany, you don't know what you're getting into. Us Asians are a wacky bunch, especially when it comes to family. Also I'm pretty sure if Germany introduced his sister to Brother Japan, she'd flirt with him by crushing him

@closetghostgal I think Bro Japan might be into that,

Bro Japan sees Sis Germany knock Bro Italy her giant heavy breasts of iron and threaten Bro France

Bro Japan: God I wish that was me

Hehehehehehe

hehe

Lmao thats sus

Yay Denmark is dead