YAY WELCOME BACK!!!!!!

These cats are ...

un-canny. >:->

@JoB ouch

I just got a new grey tabby kitten that I named "Merlin." He's currently sitting on my chest helping me type comments.

@Tarmaque
Any signs of opposable thumbs yet?

oh those cats are so.cute!

@anglolover touch me

@ilovecountryballs okay wifey i love you Touches

@anglolover I love you babe

@ilovecountryballs i love you too my milky titty baby

THEYRE BACK FROM THE DEAD, EVERYONE REJOICE!

Hello from the American Resistance! Good to see the cats are well!

The more cans the better

THE GOAT IS BACK

And here I was, thinking this week's Eurovision Song Contest would bring us a new SatW comic.

Good to have you back!

Love from the American Resistance

Yay!!! New comic!

Also, this comic works as a great metaphor for how the American government works under Trump. A lot of political commentators on the Left thought that Trump winning re-election would be akin to the velociraptors learning to use the door knobs in the Jurassic Park movie. In reality the country is being run by cats that learned how to use the can opener, but can't read, so they still can't get access to their food.

@kwerboom cmon man not everything has to be depressing and political

@anglolover For me, it was a chance to LOL at the absurdity of day-to-day life. Morbid humor is still humor. It was enough to have a metaphor for the daily events I see reported on the late night comedy shows.

@kwerboom It's a mix. They've already arrested judges and deported citizens. They've done damage in a few months that will take decades to fix, if it even can be fixed. Other countries are welcoming scientists who will probably never come back. They've wiped out institutional expertise that took decades to build.
Sure, they're incompetent. But when the goal is to break everything but the institutions that they intend to use as means of terror, well, they've done a remarkably good job.
Hitler took power in 1933. The systematic murder didn't start until 1939. We've got a few more safety mechanisms than 1933 Germany, but they're still fragile, we're already at a constitutional crisis when a 9-0 SCrOTUS order is being blatantly ignored.