You'd think America would love it

"Okay, now, we've got a new whole new game planned for our day out! With different variations! There's the one with fireworks, noisemakers and loud music..."

BROTHER AMERICA: Ooooh, I'll take that!

"The one that's just plain silly..."

BROTHER FINLAND: *snarl* *frown*
BROTHER SWEDEN: (sighs) He's saying he'll take it.

"The one that's all virtual..."

BROTHER JAPAN: Oooh, I'll take that!

"And the variation with vodka..."

BROTHER RUSSIA: I'll drink that!

"And one that actually has a pulse, for some reason..."

BROTHER DENMARK: Ooooh, I'll fuck that!

*long silence*

BROTHER DENMARK:..............What?

@DarkMage7280 "Oookay...Theres also that one variation with...nukes and stuff..."

BROTHER NORTH KOREA: Hm...It really fits my taste...I'll take it...
*Insert everyone screaming in dramatic horror*

If Michael Bay was asked to create a new sport, this is what he'd come up with.

@SydneyCarton Hi.. Sydney. I want to talk about mixu's banned. I think it was just misunderstanding. First of all i respect u as a mod here. I will explain to you from my point of view.
If u remember about that mepsu yearbook 2018 mixu and you were the victims, I mean.. i said to eric and zeus that it's not appropriate to nominate someone a bad things they didn't want to.. Mixu also didn't want to be an isis and abnoxious ~9777533 ~9778774 ~9777856 ~9777889 but everyone just nominated him. Mixu was a nice kid before finn123 banned. He just role playing him and want to be funny (but he isn't as racist as finn123). I didn't know why you banned him from discord. I just joined the discord 2months ago, he just want to talk to you and questioning about why his comments were deleted, only eric patiently answeared his questions . He respect u as a woman, when every bad members still called u "he", mixu correct them as "she" ~9803272. He isn't a bad kid, well he is only 14 years old (i mean.. not mature enough). I already told him to stay away from all mods, but he didn't listen to me. I still contact with him, he said he want to comeback just playing in the forum. He seems lonely ~9772584 and i don't know how to talk to teenagers, he need his friend close to his age and not me. Could u just forgive him, he promise to change his behavior. I'm really concerned about him, he told me he already has an imaginary friend right now . Please, could u just forgive and unbanned him. Sorry for my poor english, i hope u understand what i'm saying.

meh. In Scotland, we throw tree trunks at each other for fun.

Ah, there’s more to the Caber toss than I thought. Sticks and stones may break my bones but trees will surely kill me.

"Funfair" isn't actually a term in the US (or Canada); they're called carnival midway games.

Explosions? Check!
Chance of injury? Check!
Chance of death? Check!

Yep, America would love this.

Edit: Looks like a BLAST! I will see myself out now...

@Lildawg32301 but does it include oil

If they use real dynamite? Technically speaking .....yes. ;)

@Sopnop No, but 3 out of 4 is good enough.

Final panel US: “Ok, I’ll take the soccer instead. But I’m still going to call it soccer because I already have my own sport named football.”
...
As a US citizen, I’ll never understand why we insist on such strange sport terminology compared to the rest of the world.

@Rukduk
It's fine, calling handegg football is not that bad. Plus you get to piss off some others by calling it "soccer", while they get to piss off some of yours by calling it "handegg".

And everybody can piss off Canada by insisting on calling it ">ICE< hockey",

@Narf I always thought it looked more like a handalmond...

@Rukduk Soccer is actually an old British slang for "association football". USA just never moved on from it ;)

@Rukduk Canada also calls it soccer, mostly. Probably because of the US influence/media. My boyfriend may start a story about this one time he was playing football back home, and then I remember which sport he's actually referring too.

@amypisces Australia also calls it soccer, but that's because we have our own variants of rugby.

(Personally, I'm inclined to use specific terms when possible, and use 'football' for the general group of sports.)

@amypisces The US, Canada, Australia all use "soccer", New Zealand used to, and South Africa uses the term too. It's due to British influence, not American, though ironically Britain apparently decided the word was too American and decided they'd rather sound more French.

The US, Canada, and Australia all have their own national versions of football that organically evolved from rugby, so referring to soccer as football just to conform would be too confusing.

@Rukduk Because that's your "fuck you that's why" reason

@Rukduk if that upsets you, then the knowledge that rugby and hackysack have the same claim to the title of "football" must be maddening

@Rukduk We too call it Soccer because we too have a couple of games we call 'Football' one being known to the rest of the world as 'Rugby' (and we have all the different kinds and woe betide any who confuse them) and a thing called Aussie Rules Football (AFL) which is confusing because we also have Grid Iron over here... Yeah Australia might be a bit sports mad. Now a game where things explode? Dam our tight laws regarding things that go 'Boom', our government allows us no fun ;p

Colombia! I'm so happy, another South American more!

I love SATW so I started drawing my own characters but I focused on the Med because I live in the Mediterranean and started to draw countries and some scenes and finally not long ago, started a page, you are welcome to check it out.

https://www.facebook.com/Club-Mediterranean-494226754312803

Not really dinamite... it's more a gunpowder thing, quite noisy but essentially harmless. Actually, the quantity of alcohol consumed while playing is by far a more dangerous subject.

Another subject is that, like many things in my country, it has a very regional background, say, Tejo is most played in Andean regions; while known in the Caribbean or Pacific coast, it's much less played there and sports like football or baseball are pervasive.

I'm always so happy to see normal America back <3 only 2.5 years left...
I really love normal America.

@Rusalka

this IS normal America. we're the crazy cowboys, remember?

funny how nobody cares about American Presidents screwing stupid sluts when it's the Kennedys doing it.

@bobkmando tell me with a straight face that any other president in our history has been this obviously stupid and immoral.

@Rusalka

Obama was so stupid that he appointed Hillary as Secretary of State and allowed her to use her cabinet position to rake off bribes and cause wars all over Africa and the Middle East.

because he was the "Peace Prize President".

Obama and his entire admin knowingly lied about practically every aspect of both Common Core and ObamaCare and explicitly used those lies to pass bills that they knew would violate those promises.

Woodrow Wilson knew that the Lusitania was chock full of munitions, and used it's sinking to violate his own campaign slogan ( "He Kept Us Out of The Great War " ) and to murder some 500,000 Americans by embroiling us in World War 1.

then Wilson participated in the rape of Germany at Versailles.

come at me again.

@bobkmando

Actually people have cared (Kennedy shot dead; Clinton impeached... or attempted); what's telling is how much people don't care about the current president's dalliances (if it matters to anyone, it happened before the presidency; the only criminally-interested controversy would be if he had paid her off with campaign funds, which is still unclear), instead of the current president's crime syndicate side dealings with Russian billionaires and burocrats. That's not something you want between leaders of the two countries holding the most nuclear weapons.

@Maris
I miss Clinton... Bill, I mean.
Man was so charming and charismatic and smooth... That's what a president SHOULD be like!
Truth be told, I didn't care whose mouth his dick had been in then, or now; I cared how he was doing his damn JOB. It never once felt like it should be my business; his wife deserved to know, sure, but the rest of us? None of our damn business.

And of course, now there's Donald "creepy uncle you don't leave alone with your kids" Trump, who is "smooth" like a sandpaper dildo. Can we just confiscate his twitter account, like responsible parents would to a kid who abused their toys and privileges? I could live the rest of my life never hearing a word out of his mouth again. Ever. In any context.

...Pardon the stream-of-consciousness rant. I don't suppose it's relevant to anything. It's almost 3AM and I should just go to bed. :/

@Rusalka He's always been there, under the layers of tasteless neckties and yellow hair.

@minando I knew it!