You have no secrets

It's actually kind of funny with their upcoming presidential election. You just hear about the candidates through memes, so your only impression is that a serial killer, an unhip lady, a cool grandpa, and a racist piece of corn are all running.

@Rosin You mean that's not essentially what's going on?

@Rosin Cool grandpa is done. Racist corn v. unhip lady for the oval office

I'm from America and even I can't stand it. Screw us. We suck, don't we.

@Widget All that's on TV is "What did Donald Trump do today?" Gets annoying.

On the countries' celebration days, each country should take over the internet! For example, on St George's Day England takes over the internet and so on

Seriously though, America hogs all of the attention on the internet.

America: You mean all of creation ISN'T supposed to revolve around me?

@poodle_doodle "actually, it's about china and you are secretly the bad guy", responds europe, like a normal person.

you better watch out eagle boy

I know American politics better than my own country

@poodle_doodle hey i'm just locking at the flag but...
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/India
it makes wonders.

@poodle_doodle

I occasionally forget who's Prime Minister here. ^_^;

@poodle_doodle So true, and I'm reading social studies at school so that's how you know it' bad.

@poodle_doodle Funny thing is, I know the names and locations of countries in Africa better than I know the names of all 48 continental states.

unseen panel: America: AHH :grabs gun out... no where... and shoots it's randomly.

@potatoe4life That panel actually happened somewhere.

We do have a habit...

It pisses me off tbh