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This is quite serious! Building new IKEA's is actually a very vital part in our plan to..
I... Have said too much...

@ShadowAkatora you are planning to overthrow the globalized central bank for yourselves!!!! :P

@ShadowAkatora you want to conquer the world right?? I can feel it in my stomach.

@ShadowAkatora you are too late denmark have already done it with legos.

Yea I have a problem...
Read all comics in 2 days...
Worth it :3

'@Dopperino' Sounds very serious and unhealthy. You need to rehabilitate. Only one cure, quick, you must also read Humon's Niels-comics too from nielsg.com. :yes:

@Dopperino One day.
Don't worry, we can sit together in rehab

@Dopperino
Damn, you beat me when I did it in four days...

@Australian-Person I'm not much of a speedrunner. I took a week.

@Dopperino HAH i did it in 1 day

Morroco wears a fez now. Fezzes are cool.

@Irlanda Nice! XD

It's a fez. Morocco wears a fez now. Fezzes are cool.

It isn't as much any trouble for IKEA that's at the heart of this, but the presence of more than a thousand Moroccan street kids in Sweden. They beg, steal, use and deal drugs, and have even commited gang rape. Morocco refuses to take them back, probably thinking that Sweden might recognized their occupation of West Sahara.

'@Varangian'
Hmm, might you say perhaps that the brown minority group ought to....go back to Africa? Am I mistaken here?

The closest IKEA to me is over 300 miles away. Obviously we need more.

@GingerAvenger Ikeas are 1600 miles away from me :'0

This comic needs another panel about Morocco attacking a random Swiss Website (of a small company) and then promptly apologizing for the mixup and restoring them (true story, source in German here: http://www.watson.ch/Digital%20&%20Games/watson-Leser%20empfehlen/698807761-Nordafrikanische-Hacker-verunstalten-Schweizer-Firmen-Website-%E2%80%93-und-entschuldigen-sich ).

Because you know, nobody can differentiate between Switzerland and Sweden (and between Austria and Australia)....

@Hertolo Haha, I still cannot see how the world keeps confusing my country with Switzerland. And it's not just in English... Spanish speakers do, not to mention the Chinese I don't know how many times I had to explain that my package shouldn't be sent to Switzerland during my first stay in China.

@Shitzadorina In Spanish it's Suiza and Suecia, quite similar one could say. :P

@Faerindel Yes, I know that, but our countries are so different from each other.

'@Hertolo'
This is like the other day when Turkish ultranationalists attacked the Dutch embassy because they confused it's flag with Russia's.

NO, NOT A WHOLE WEEK!!

IKEA is love, IKEA is life

@Zackarias IKEA is Mother, IKEA is Father

@AlephFIN IKEA is god, IKEA is religion

@NorthIreland IKEA is the answer to everything. IKEA is the beginning and end.
All hail Ingvar Kamprad.

@PrincessOphelia Bow down to ikea, worship the ikea gods. Don't burn the ikea instructions, they are as sacred as ikea.

Yeah that's right Sweden, keep your self righteous nose out of other countries' busineses.

@Finn123 The United States needs to learn that also. Just ask those involved in the Vietnam War. That was the embodiment of the word "stupid", "useless" and sniffer.

@Yehoshua_Josh
Pretty much every war USA has ever taken part in (directly or indirectly) was a war USA shouldn't have take part in. Especially the wars in middle east, many of which ended up destabilizing a moderately peaceful country, and giving rise to radical islamist terrorist organizations that had previously been supressed by "cruel dictators" that "had to be overthrown".

@Finn123 In other words:
"Mind your own business and get the f@$# out of here. We can take care of ourselves, you're welcome."
Destabilizing... Yeah, such a tragic and sad story, product of the stupidity of some people of a country.

'@Finn123'
While the Iraq war was a terrible idea sold on false pretexts, Iraq was only a moderately peaceful country if one happened to be a Sunni Arab. Also not sure why you're putting "cruel dictators" in quotation marks.

@sagas Because they're still less cruel than USA's best buddy Saudi-Arabia, arguaybly the worst country on earth. "They have a cruel dictator" was never a reason, only an excuse.

'@Finn123'
Why are we talking about Saudi Arabia? Saudi Arabia has nothing to do with talking about how terrible Saddam Hussein was. Sure it was an excuse I'm not taking issue with that, but let's not at the same time pretend that Saddam Hussein's regime was not a horrible and consistently unpeaceful entity.
If anything the criticism you should be making is "I can't believe the west gave Saddam support up until 1990 or so".

@sagas I wasn't talking about only Iraq&Saddam, but usa's meddling in ME in general. I bring up Saudi-Arabia because it has worse dictators than any of the ME countries you guys meddled in, yet it's usa's ally, but whatever. I don't feel like bickering endlessly so I'll leave it at that.

@Finn123 unfortunately, my country just really likes to fight. Patriotism, and all. We seem to believe everything is somehow cconnected to us.

'@Yehoshua'_Josh Yep, we need to stop financing other countries and the UN. Let them handle their own business with their own resources.

@Nephandus Indeed. I have a new defect for which I can dislike United States' organisation, especially that section which takes those dread decisions of invading and "interferring".

@Yehoshua_Josh EXACTLY.

@Lumoseo You're so kind, Lumo.
Thanks for your reply.

'@Finn123'
And back to the original comment. Morocco took a territory when Spain's dictatorship was falling apart with no input of the local population. And has ever since refused and stalled the event of a local vote on potential independence. I'd love to hear why Sweden is bad for calling someone out on this. Or is saying someone's doing a bad thing somehow exactly the same as invading the country.
If Russia re-invaded Finland I'm sure you'd be fine with the whole world just going "Aw shucks, oh well not my business, carry on Russia" right?

@sagas agree with all of what you said i will just add one word at your comment which chang a bit the situation. Morocco took BACK a territory when Spain's dictatorship was falling apart. The rest is true but it makes a difference.

@Finn123 How could you?
IKEA is life
Also, I'll stick my NOse into anyone's buiseness