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EPIC BATTLE
Ah yes, Canada and Denmark's epic battle for Hans Island.
Hans Island is the smallest of three islands not far from Greenland's coast, and Canada and Denmark have been fighting over it for years.
War ships from both sides patrol the area, and when they encounter each other they...show their flags.
When the soldiers leave the ships they...take the other side's flag down and raise their own.
Sometimes they leave a bottle of whiskey too.
Quite possibly the tamest war ever, yet USA and Sweden have tried their best to make the sides hate each other. USA's media have had stories about Denmark "invading Canadian soil" and Swedish media had a few stories about it as well and later comedians called Danish politicians and pretended to be Canadian politicians.
So far it haven't really worked.
4th June 2011
1187 Comments:
3 months ago #8733237
Didn't even know we had a dispute with another country :x
Why Denmark why! Its closer to us, to take it over is like having a vacation home in Asia while living in America or Canada. Besides, whats one big rock got that Denmark doesn't have?
Didn't even know we had a dispute with another country :x
Why Denmark why! Its closer to us, to take it over is like having a vacation home in Asia while living in America or Canada. Besides, whats one big rock got that Denmark doesn't have?
3 months ago #8729498
Wait, our media covered that? I never heard of this "conflict" till I read this for the first time.
Wait, our media covered that? I never heard of this "conflict" till I read this for the first time.
3 months ago #8700305
Lol, you know how us Americans prepare for war? America borrows a few billion dollars from China, builds a few battleships, borrows a few billion dollars from China, gets the nation excited for a new war, borrows a few billion dollars from China, reminds the world that it has about 2100 more nukes than everybody else but will neeever eeever use them...ever (For a few decades, at least), borrows a few billion dollars from China, shoves a few infantrymen up the enemy's ass, borrows a few billion dollars from China, puts the enemy country in a chokehold, borrows a few billion dollars from China, puts an American flag above the NATO flag, borrows a few million dollars from China, declares that the war wasn't their fault, borrows a few million dollars from China, decides to withdraw soldie- HOLY FUCK, THAT THIRD WORLD COUNTRY HAS A BUTTER KNIFE!!! SOMEBODY CALL CHINA, WE NEED TO STOP THEM BEFORE THEY HURT THEMSELVES!!!
Lol, you know how us Americans prepare for war? America borrows a few billion dollars from China, builds a few battleships, borrows a few billion dollars from China, gets the nation excited for a new war, borrows a few billion dollars from China, reminds the world that it has about 2100 more nukes than everybody else but will neeever eeever use them...ever (For a few decades, at least), borrows a few billion dollars from China, shoves a few infantrymen up the enemy's ass, borrows a few billion dollars from China, puts the enemy country in a chokehold, borrows a few billion dollars from China, puts an American flag above the NATO flag, borrows a few million dollars from China, declares that the war wasn't their fault, borrows a few million dollars from China, decides to withdraw soldie- HOLY FUCK, THAT THIRD WORLD COUNTRY HAS A BUTTER KNIFE!!! SOMEBODY CALL CHINA, WE NEED TO STOP THEM BEFORE THEY HURT THEMSELVES!!!
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OMG LoL! aha! my flag is up, so I win!!! aand here's a bottle so don't be sad.. ;)