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A simple man with simple needs
When I worked in landscaping an endlessly kind and friendly Turkish man whom I worked with loved to make this joke. I don't even know how many times he told it.
It's not a big thing anymore, but when I was a small child and people from Turkey were very new to my country I do remember wondering why ALL the married women were overweight. It had to do with status. Having a big wife meant having enough money to buy a lot of food.
Turkey
10th November 2017
Geldermalsen
6 years ago #9699556
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”For my third wish I want to be in the EU”
6 years ago #9698954
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Genie: "I give you three wishes and you can't wish for more wishes."
Turkey: "I wish I could."
Genie: "...damn you..."
Turkey: "I wish I could."
Genie: "...damn you..."
6 years ago #9713300
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Genie: You cannot wish for more wishes.
Me: I wish I could.
Genie: Screw my life.
Me: I wish I could.
Genie: Screw my life.
6 years ago #9732309
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see?! That's what I was going for! Status symbol!
But NNOoo!! He says I'm just fat! Lol
But NNOoo!! He says I'm just fat! Lol
6 years ago #9699898
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Not allowed to ask for more wishes? Duh, you always wish for more genies.
http://files.explosm.net/comics/Rob/genie-lamp.png
http://files.explosm.net/comics/Rob/genie-lamp.png
6 years ago #9699287
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A single woman comes home, looks what's in the fridge and goes to bed.
A married woman comes home, sees what lays in bed and goes to the fridge.
A married woman comes home, sees what lays in bed and goes to the fridge.
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