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When I worked in landscaping an endlessly kind and friendly Turkish man whom I worked with loved to make this joke. I don't even know how many times he told it.

It's not a big thing anymore, but when I was a small child and people from Turkey were very new to my country I do remember wondering why ALL the married women were overweight. It had to do with status. Having a big wife meant having enough money to buy a lot of food.


10th November 2017

Tagged in Turkey


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5 months ago #9699556        
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”For my third wish I want to be in the EU”

Jenachy

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5 months ago #9698941        
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Dat spelling in pic 1 tho

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5 months ago #9698954        
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Genie: "I give you three wishes and you can't wish for more wishes."
Turkey: "I wish I could."
Genie: "...damn you..."

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4 months ago #9713300        
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Genie: You cannot wish for more wishes.
Me: I wish I could.
Genie: Screw my life.

5 months ago #9698927        
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Any joke on this fat bird shall be avoided.

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3 months ago #9723362        
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and the RESTORATION OF THE GLORIOUS OTTOMAN EMPIRE

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5 months ago #9699898        
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Not allowed to ask for more wishes? Duh, you always wish for more genies.
http://files.explosm.net/comics/Rob/genie-lamp.png

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5 months ago #9699287        
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A single woman comes home, looks what's in the fridge and goes to bed.

A married woman comes home, sees what lays in bed and goes to the fridge.

Finn123

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5 months ago #9698936        
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Ew fatty.

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5 months ago #9699292        
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He likes big butts and he cannot lie

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