Border Control

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=njzf9bm_imo
Well, Germans do like to invade their neighbors. And dig holes.

@Vexillo Oh hole! (Try reading that with a French accent 0w<)

Germany, now don't start doing that thing Russia does going around harassing people with declarations of love while drunk and whatnot. Poor Finland. Still hilarious, though. ^_^

At the US border with Canada, we have lasers that can detect if something crosses the border, and when it does, there are cameras so that people can see whether it is just an animal or a human.

@Lekastan
A very long stretch (about 5/8 of the nearly 9000km total) of our border are just undefended forest. We have a 20-meter wide bare line known as "The Slash" through the woods, and hire workers to re-clear-cut it every 5 years or so. Otherwise if you were hiking in the deep woods, you could literally leave your country and have no awareness of it.
Naturally the places where the border is near more populated areas and large cities have proper checkpoints. Smuggling DOES rarely happen through The Slash... but quite honestly it's pretty rough terrain, with deep forest on both sides. You'd probably have an easier time sneaking something through the checkpoints in your car's trunk... and that way you can have air conditioning, radio, and stop for coffee as you smuggle. Much more pleasant experience (and much less likely to be eaten by a bear also.)

Germany : Denmark senpai...

@satwnhetafangirl denmark is like 9 times older them germany.

@DanishPride Awwww, Germany's so aDOORable

@SchrodySweden Couldn’t agree more! And the the comics he’s are are anything but BOR(DER)ing

@DanishPride Plus I've learned stuff about the Scandinavian area that has allowed me to impress my Finnish friend. Coming here was certainl a WIN(dow)

@SchrodySweden That's good! It'd be a real PANE to your Finnish friend if you didn't know anything!

@DanishPride Indeed. We'd probably SILL be practically strangers if I hadn't had that info to help me break the ice.

@SchrodySweden Thats true. Or it would take tranSOME more time.

@DanishPride OK I have to admit I don't get this one. Maybe I can LOCK onto the meaning in time, but so far the KEY to this pun eludes me.

@SchrodySweden Yeah, I have to admit that one would be hard to HINGE on to. (It's supposed to be a play off of the word 'transom' which I found when i searched 'door related words'... I don't really know what it means, but it has something to do with doors ;P)

@DanishPride Ok apparently it's the little bar that separates a door from the window above it. I suppose that term could be used as an architecTURING TEST

@SchrodySweden Perhaps.. But we have run out of replies, sadly. Now I feel a bit BOARD, not gonna lie...

I’m sorry, Germany, but isn’t it a bit creepy that you were outside my house the entire time?

@DanishPride bro if that ever happens to me im dipping out fr

Wow, Denmark. Way to go.

It was an immediate response

:'D I knew that would happen the minute Denmark locked it

well...it's not nice when the german PANZERKAMPFWAGEN has to wait at the border because the danes want to see some papers =/

@Balistare since when do germans dislike paperwork?