These cats are ...

un-canny. >:->

@JoB ouch

@JoB ba tss tuh

YAY WELCOME BACK!!!!!!

Hello from the American Resistance! Good to see the cats are well!

I just got a new grey tabby kitten that I named "Merlin." He's currently sitting on my chest helping me type comments.

@Tarmaque
Any signs of opposable thumbs yet?

@SysGhost No, but he has learned to hide around the corner and attack my feet when I'm not looking. The little savage.

oh those cats are so.cute!

@anglolover touch me

@ilovecountryballs okay wifey i love you Touches

@anglolover I love you babe

@ilovecountryballs i love you too my milky titty baby

THEYRE BACK FROM THE DEAD, EVERYONE REJOICE!

FINALLY! AFTER ALL THESE MONTHS, THANK YOU FOR FEEDING US

And here I was, thinking this week's Eurovision Song Contest would bring us a new SatW comic.

Good to have you back!

Love from the American Resistance

@Gnomon you want to be persecuted so badly

@WHiteSpider what does this mean

The more cans the better

Saw a video of a guy using a laser pointer to teach his cat to jump up and hit a (flat type) light switch in his bedroom.
I immediately thought: "You will regret teaching the cat how to do this... probably about 3am."