Puningham
You might not beleaf it, but the British have special leaf blaster trains. The British public were asked to name a new one. The winning name was Ctrl Alt Deleaf.
Here is a photo of the real thing, being presented by the branch manager:
(who looks a bit like Leaf Mack)
Runner up names were:
Pulp Friction
Leaf-Fall Weapon
The Autumn Avenger
These trains blow leaves and wash rails to reduce the Ctrl Alt Delays.
Brits often get worked up about leaves on the track, but thanks to these trains it's Mulch Ado About Nothing.
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Written by RedditIllustrated by honshi
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7th October 2025
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1 day ago #9892125
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meanwhile in Finland if there is a one leaf on the rails trains will be late for hours or delayed for a day xD
2 days ago #9892095
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Reminds me of the New Mexico Snow Plow names:
Sleetwood Mac
Snowplowpilla
Billy the Skid
That’s All Slick
Better Call Salt
Darth Blader
EE, I Snow, huh?
Walter Whiteout
Snowzobra
Bisc-Snow-Chito
Ctrl-Salt-Delete
Mr. Snow It All
Sleetwood Mac
Snowplowpilla
Billy the Skid
That’s All Slick
Better Call Salt
Darth Blader
EE, I Snow, huh?
Walter Whiteout
Snowzobra
Bisc-Snow-Chito
Ctrl-Salt-Delete
Mr. Snow It All
3 hours ago #9892148
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yeah that's good and all but how about england repay the 5 billion they took from wales transport funding when they declared HS2 a "england and wales project" despite none of the tracks going into wales.
or the £500 million they took when they declared "oxford to cambridge line" an england and wales project despite the closest it comes to wales being 150km
instead they decided wales will get £500 million additional funding.... spread over 10 years.
meanwhile to get from say bangor to cardiff you have to travel into england down through england then back into wales adding hours onto a trip
heck there's one point in north wales where if you want to get to another town just a few miles away you have to go into chester, down to shrewsbury and then all the way back across and up the west coast. a 4 hour trip, I can get from bristol to scotland in the same time.
or the £500 million they took when they declared "oxford to cambridge line" an england and wales project despite the closest it comes to wales being 150km
instead they decided wales will get £500 million additional funding.... spread over 10 years.
meanwhile to get from say bangor to cardiff you have to travel into england down through england then back into wales adding hours onto a trip
heck there's one point in north wales where if you want to get to another town just a few miles away you have to go into chester, down to shrewsbury and then all the way back across and up the west coast. a 4 hour trip, I can get from bristol to scotland in the same time.
1 day ago #9892127
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i was fully convinced this was humon for a moment, her style was replicated so well :0
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