Endtimes

It's the aporkalypse!

*oink* "Graaaaaaaaaaaaaaains..." *oink*

@SydneyCarton Nice

America seems delighted.

@Belgianfish America loves a good zombie apocalypse. And a bad one.

Any apocalypse. Any apocalypse at all.

@Tsapki Of COURSE! This is what we LIVE for! An excuse to shoot, bash, stab, and blow things up without worrying about their feelings? Heck yeah.

Seriously, if the apocalypse started in Texas, you know it would be over within hours...

@Belgianfish To be fair, it combines two of America's favorite things, Zombie apocalypses and bacon.

We need angry birds

@poodle_doodle yes

In the midst of the zombie aporkalypse, we must not forget that Canada is still serving as America's hat.

@Ytterbius5000 Better for our survival. We jump off and run like hell while the zombies attack

Did they have to make it president though?

@GuyIncognito Roasted

After 5,000 years of oppression, the pigs are finally getting their own back.
The Vegans were right then, but only a meat-eater can save us now...
Ronald.Mc.Donald.

At this point, if it put the brakes on the current stream of political shitshows I'd welcome an aporcalypse.

@Jsconn90 Aporkalypse sounds like a great name for some spiced bacon...

@LuxVertas
It does... maybe bacon seasoned with ghost pepper or carolina reaper so it really would feel like the end of the world?

*oink intensifies*

Aporkalypse?