AMURIKA

Wouldn't a "cocket" be a better joke? I don't know, just sounds better than rocock.

@QaRajhCreations Ooooooh catchy!

@QaRajhCreations Rocock is our working title.

@QaRajhCreations he could also call it his manly missile

@InDeathWeReturn penile projectile would also be a good term

@SirKibbz boner bomb

@InDeathWeReturn tallywhacker torpedo

@SirKibbz Flaming phallus

@InDeathWeReturn Genital Guided-Missile

@SirKibbz Nob Nuke

@InDeathWeReturn Tadger Trajectile

@SirKibbz Doom Dick

@SirKibbz I give up. You win

@InDeathWeReturn XD victory! Good word play though, you had me running out of dick words.

@SirKibbz Iceland's Dream Specimen

@SirKibbz
"Wang Weaponry" ^_^

@SirKibbz Red Rocket

@QaRajhCreations I agree, it does sound better.

Team Rocock, blast off at the speed of light!
Surrender now, or prepare to fight!

@poodle_doodle
lol

Dear People out in the internet,
Not all Americans are like that,
unfortunately most are (insert face-palm here)
though some of us are really nice and actually do pay
attention to the other countries/continents/Cities/etc...
Yours truly
-Smart American

@Greek_Sheep Smart American should be a meme.

@Koshee It so should.

@NickOfForvania Quick! What's 4chan's phone number?

@Koshee

Or in a museum. ^_-

@Koshee it should though...

*salutes, sheds a single patriotic tear*

Cocket sounds better.

@FullMetalHorse preach this comment.

as a dual citizen of america and canada that currently lives in america i can say one thing:

it’s the goddamn school system

@birbiebirb you mean prison-training?

@kier
They actually refer to it as "The School-to-Prison-Pipeline".

Funny thing; if you treat kids like criminals for their entire childhood, whether they've committed any real crimes or not, there's not much incentive left to live a law-abiding life by the time they're adults.

I have a lengthy list of reasons I'd never want to live in the USA. Schools comprise about 3-4 reasons just by themselves (were I to have children).

"He has calmed down compared what he used to be like-
[America elects Trump]
Well..."

@Lekastan
Comic predates The Orange Disaster by a good two years.
Canada here has been living next to Obama's America for a good 6 years by that point, so he's fairly positive.

I think Obama raised everyone's opinion of the USA while he was in office. You could call that his best legacy, if not for the fact that it didn't last, like a day beyond him. >_>

"OF SEXUAL FREEDOM!"... says the country who still has a hard time coming to terms with sexuality in general.

As an American, this is kinda accurate.
Most of the Americans I know find dick jokes hilarious (despite being grossed out by *actual* penises.)
TEAM ROCOCK'S BLASTING OFF AGAIN.

@Jayfuror
But you are from Belarus!

Accurate

@ApplesRock
Agreed. Living next to America involves making this face a lot.