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Wouldn't a "cocket" be a better joke? I don't know, just sounds better than rocock.

@QaRajhCreations Ooooooh catchy!

@QaRajhCreations Rocock is our working title.

@QaRajhCreations he could also call it his manly missile

@InDeathWeReturn penile projectile would also be a good term

@SirKibbz boner bomb

@InDeathWeReturn tallywhacker torpedo

@SirKibbz Flaming phallus

@InDeathWeReturn Genital Guided-Missile

@SirKibbz Nob Nuke

@InDeathWeReturn Tadger Trajectile

@SirKibbz Doom Dick

@SirKibbz I give up. You win

@InDeathWeReturn XD victory! Good word play though, you had me running out of dick words.

@SirKibbz Iceland's Dream Specimen

@SirKibbz
"Wang Weaponry" ^_^

@SirKibbz Red Rocket

@QaRajhCreations I agree, it does sound better.

Team Rocock, blast off at the speed of light!
Surrender now, or prepare to fight!

@poodle_doodle
lol

Dear People out in the internet,
Not all Americans are like that,
unfortunately most are (insert face-palm here)
though some of us are really nice and actually do pay
attention to the other countries/continents/Cities/etc...
Yours truly
-Smart American

@Greek_Sheep Smart American should be a meme.

@Koshee It so should.

@NickOfForvania Quick! What's 4chan's phone number?

@Koshee

Or in a museum. ^_-

@Koshee it should though...

*salutes, sheds a single patriotic tear*

Cocket sounds better.

@FullMetalHorse preach this comment.

"OF SEXUAL FREEDOM!"... says the country who still has a hard time coming to terms with sexuality in general.

@Maris

I think it's more accurate to say they have a hard time with "freedom" in general.
Basically they just like the sound of the word, and not thinking too hard about the definition.

as a dual citizen of america and canada that currently lives in america i can say one thing:

it’s the goddamn school system

@birbiebirb you mean prison-training?

@kier
They actually refer to it as "The School-to-Prison-Pipeline".

Funny thing; if you treat kids like criminals for their entire childhood, whether they've committed any real crimes or not, there's not much incentive left to live a law-abiding life by the time they're adults.

I have a lengthy list of reasons I'd never want to live in the USA. Schools comprise about 3-4 reasons just by themselves (were I to have children).

"He has calmed down compared what he used to be like-
[America elects Trump]
Well..."

@Lekastan
Comic predates The Orange Disaster by a good two years.
Canada here has been living next to Obama's America for a good 6 years by that point, so he's fairly positive.

I think Obama raised everyone's opinion of the USA while he was in office. You could call that his best legacy, if not for the fact that it didn't last much more than, like, a day or two beyond him. >_>

As an American, this is kinda accurate.
Most of the Americans I know find dick jokes hilarious (despite being grossed out by *actual* penises.)
TEAM ROCOCK'S BLASTING OFF AGAIN.

@Jayfuror
But you are from Belarus!

whoever in the comments said "cocket" deserves a prize

@MikoMae #9874321

That was Fullmetalhorse. It's not that far down, still on the first page of comments at this point.

(scrolls further)

Oh, and also Tomatolord87.

@Hinoron i was trying to credit both of them