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Eurovision 2013


Belarus http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XKewBfUE2Mg and France http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hQwiQj5Dyj8 wore similar dresses. One more sparkley than the other.

Netherlands http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n5iazXvMw5o Can't be seen in the video, but it started with a clip of the singer boxing the air on top of a house, followed by her singing of birds falling from rooftops...

Malta http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3EiuqczFZhQ The only way they could have made it cuter would be to have puppies perform the number.

Moldovia http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xckgLUv73Jc was supposed to be a volcano, but I have to admit it reminded me more of an upside down ice cream cone because of her hair.

Italy http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S8oaxDV1q6o looked ever so adorably confused and like he was asking "I don't have any money. I hope this is good enough" which paled awfully next to Romania's http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VgHWFiavqjA glittery vampire that would send Edward Cullen running for his money.

Azerbaijan http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iN3d_V7KVLE had a man in a box, and was very close to winning.

And finally the Nordics.
Finland http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dlBXOveVh7c had a lesbian kiss at the end of a song to her boyfriend.
Iceland http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GzE88IYzXLI had Marvel/Hollywood Thor.
Norway http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kjb_9ngE1sE had a super tight dress.
Sweden http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vtjdTPnCcu0 had a guy sweeping his dancers off their feet.
And Denmark http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p3f9v8ebuD4 won Eurovision with an *ahem* golden shower.

There was LOTS more going on, such as a giant http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BMxpv8naRd8 and hipsters http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rOimfHq76xk but dammit, I only have so much paper.

I do think it's rather sweet though that the winning song "Only Teardrops" is actually about Europe and a plea for everyone to get along. :)


22nd May 2013

Tagged in Denmark Eurovision Belarus Italy Norway Sweden Netherlands Azerbaijan Finland Malta Moldovia Romania France Iceland


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19 M
5 months ago #9592392        
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Belarus is the queen of sparkles, while Iceland is obviously the king.

5 months ago #9585846        
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FUCKING DENMARK

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Swenor

19 M
9 months ago #9540279        
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Only Tear Drops is still one of my favorit songs :D so yeah Denmark deserved to win :3 the Swedish song was so bad i got so mad when Robin won The Swedish Eurovision -.-

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1 year ago #9491006        
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Iceland deserves LOVE, PLEASE :(

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1 year ago #9443676        
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Rock that dress Belarus :)

Mal19

16 F
2 years ago #9424320        
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Belarus had to much APH Poland. Just look At her! She's fabulous.

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Nidd

18 O
2 years ago #9408729        
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Denmark's Emmelie de Forest studied at my old school in South Africa for a short while, apparently... We celebrated her victory when we learned about it. The headmaster of the school bragged about it a lot.

2 years ago #9359216        
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Flashy much, Romania?
Personally, I liked Denmark's and Finland's the best! :3

sneachda

247 F
2 years ago #9343733        
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Eurovision is crazy...

lmfao Romania's face xD

4 years ago #9028232        
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when ever I watch the Eurovision vids Ill try to name the flags in the crowd

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