Eurovision 2015

EXTRAS;
Finland - Perkele.
He got last in the semis! WORST THING EVER!

FYR Macedonia - What did I do wrong?
Listen to both of these and you'll see what I mean;
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t8QCt6CJCHc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TtSum7ouImU

Czech Republic - Hey, I didn't make it through, but I got my best result EVER! YES!!!!!!!!
Czech Republic got 13/17 in the semis, thus not getting through, when it got last then second-to-last then last again.

Hungary and Cyprus - Well, no one thought we'd make it through
Except from me XD

Estonia - I got higher than most of the nordics! Maybe they'll FINALLY accept me!

If someone wanna listen to them
Sweden: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-msutN_OkU4
Austria: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-f993p0CAV8
Norway: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vY1FCXDojMU
Australia: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H0EhhZWXTng

Well, we sure won't win this year. Our number sucks. Even many of the people who voted for it to win the Melodifestivalen and love it doesn't think it can win Eurovision. Honestly. Ugh.

@Swedishbooks Our worst contribution since the early 90´s! Bad song, bad singer, and a bad act. Sweden can´t even hope to get votes from hormonal 14 year old girls, because the singer have less charisma than a dead slug and is almost as handsome. It looks like Sweden will have to do a qualifying run next year!:P

@ArgaAnders Mhmm. Agreed. Well, apparently he had enough charisma to win, but in the big picture... no chance. But well, when you hit the ground you have a stabile ground to build on, so after this we might get a really good number and win again. Who knows?

@Swedishbooks Haha yes there´s always next year!

I think my ever-favourite Eurovision song will always be "Hard Rock Hallelujah" (I also just realised that was 10 years ago, omfg). if only they still sent metal bands to Eurovision...

@LietuvaiteMetaliste Did you hear Romania's entry this year? It's quite metal-like

@ElBichoRaro didn't hear it. but that's good!

@LietuvaiteMetaliste Check it

RULE ONE IN SWEDEN:
Watch Donald duck at christmas
fika
lagom
WATCH EUROVISION!
In the middle of the summer, walk out in the rain and dance around a huge penis and sing: Little frogs Little frogs, so funny the really are to se! Little frogs, Little frogs, funny they really are to se! no ears, no tail, no ears , no tail! quak quak quak quak quak quak, and quak quak quak qua! Little pigs, Little pigs, funny to se they are! Little pigs Little pigs, funny to se they are! Little ears, Little ears, Little tails the also have, Little ears, Little ears, and tails they also have! and nöff nöff nöff, and , nöff nöff nöf, and nöff nöff nöff nöff nöff, and nöff, nöff nöf, and nöff nöff nöff, and nöff nöff nöff nöff nöff!

if you are gonna sing it in English.

@EUcomicartist This is funny as hell!

This is (and will always be) my favourite comic, as it is the first one I read back in 2015, when I was 11.

We just have to win two more times then we will have more winners than Ireland and we will be the ultimate Eurovision master!!!!! MUHAHAHAHA >:^DDD

Wow... It was quite rude not to give Germany any points... (come here poor thing (gives hug))
...
Oh and Austria I guess.

The irony of the host country not having point is pretty funny.

I guess this year Finland will have hard rock, as other european countries seem to hate punk rock and Down persons.

@Staalo I thought the Finnish downs-syndrome punk rockers kicked ass ! I even voted for them!

@Staalo It was more of a pop-electronica song. Not a big fan of it. Now, if Poets of the Fall represented Finland, I'd be super happy!