Don't worry, colorful speech bubbles aren't going to be a thing from now on. Just this once it makes it easier to see who is saying what.
Sadly I didn't have a lot of time to make this year's Eurovision comic, but no way could anything keep me from making one!
I have to admit I though this year was pretty boring. Not because of Austria, they did a great job, but because most of the artists decided to act classy which equals super boring Eurovision for me. I need lots of stupid costumes! Crazy dancers! Huge fireworks! I need Eurovision to be weird dammit!
The host country Austria got zero points.
Sweden was as always stoked to win. Nobody in the world loves Eurovision more than them, so no wonder they win so often.
Australia got to join this year as a special one time thing. They did great and are welcome in the future if the powers that be allows it.
The last two times Sweden won, Denmark won the year after, so it's a bit of a running joke in Denmark to say "Oh no, we can't effort Eurovision again already!" before we've even won.
Czech Republic - Hey, I didn't make it through, but I got my best result EVER! YES!!!!!!!!
Czech Republic got 13/17 in the semis, thus not getting through, when it got last then second-to-last then last again.
Hungary and Cyprus - Well, no one thought we'd make it through
Except from me XD
Estonia - I got higher than most of the nordics! Maybe they'll FINALLY accept me!
I think my ever-favourite Eurovision song will always be "Hard Rock Hallelujah" (I also just realised that was 10 years ago, omfg). if only they still sent metal bands to Eurovision...
Well, we sure won't win this year. Our number sucks. Even many of the people who voted for it to win the Melodifestivalen and love it doesn't think it can win Eurovision. Honestly. Ugh.
@Swedishbooks Our worst contribution since the early 90´s! Bad song, bad singer, and a bad act. Sweden can´t even hope to get votes from hormonal 14 year old girls, because the singer have less charisma than a dead slug and is almost as handsome. It looks like Sweden will have to do a qualifying run next year!:P
@ArgaAnders Mhmm. Agreed. Well, apparently he had enough charisma to win, but in the big picture... no chance. But well, when you hit the ground you have a stabile ground to build on, so after this we might get a really good number and win again. Who knows?
RULE ONE IN SWEDEN:
Watch Donald duck at christmas
fika
lagom
WATCH EUROVISION!
In the middle of the summer, walk out in the rain and dance around a huge penis and sing: Little frogs Little frogs, so funny the really are to se! Little frogs, Little frogs, funny they really are to se! no ears, no tail, no ears , no tail! quak quak quak quak quak quak, and quak quak quak qua! Little pigs, Little pigs, funny to se they are! Little pigs Little pigs, funny to se they are! Little ears, Little ears, Little tails the also have, Little ears, Little ears, and tails they also have! and nöff nöff nöff, and , nöff nöff nöf, and nöff nöff nöff nöff nöff, and nöff, nöff nöf, and nöff nöff nöff, and nöff nöff nöff nöff nöff!
Finland - Perkele.
He got last in the semis! WORST THING EVER!
FYR Macedonia - What did I do wrong?
Listen to both of these and you'll see what I mean;
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t8QCt6CJCHc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TtSum7ouImU
Czech Republic - Hey, I didn't make it through, but I got my best result EVER! YES!!!!!!!!
Czech Republic got 13/17 in the semis, thus not getting through, when it got last then second-to-last then last again.
Hungary and Cyprus - Well, no one thought we'd make it through
Except from me XD
Estonia - I got higher than most of the nordics! Maybe they'll FINALLY accept me!