Flag Day Every Day

"Few countries are as obsessed with their flag as Denmark..."

Then you are blissfully unaware of the act that America teaches their children an objectively creepy chant to be said to the flag at the beginning of every school day.
We have you beat, is what I'm saying.

@epic-pineapple-power The Pledge of Allegiance is one of those thing that no matter how hard I try to rationalize it after the fact, it still sits as the creepiest things done in schools. That, and the sheer ubiquity of the "fancy S"

@epic-pineapple-power true, true indeed

@epic-pineapple-power I've been homeschooled my whole life
I don't even know the first freakin line

@kawaii_kitten
I pledge allegiance
To the flag
Of the United States of America
And to the Republic
For which it stands
One nation
Under God
Indivisible
From Liberty
And Justice
For all.

...Holy crap that is creepy... WE 'MURIKANS ARE DELUDING OURSELVES! The flag will rise up... and conquer us all... dun dun dun...

@Moonflight_the_drago I already forgot that
My memory is terrible

@epic-pineapple-power
"few" still can count USA in, right? Besides, most of us all love our flag, we just show it in different ways
and i haven't seen any of usa's flags in a birthday cake or on a christmas tree .. And just so you know; we do have different danish flag songs... and (i don't know if this rule is used in US too but...) if you have a flag up after nightfall in Denmark then it's said that ; you are waving your flag for satan... danes are very obsessed with flag rules. o.O

@epic-pineapple-power That's??? not a thing in other countries??? I've spent my whole life in the USA... I always thought all countries made their students do that... I've been living a lie...

@ZimZam If it's any consolation, there is one other country that has a pledge of allegiance...North Korea.

the funny thing is that we often try to stay away from our flag unless somebody criticizes/say we cant use it then we just go "hold my beer"

@mesterG It's more fun when we get to be creative and provocative.

This reminds me of the time my Canadian wheat pool was bought out by an American corporation.

They made us all wear hard hats, and then refused to allow us to add any stickers to them. So we stuck Canadian flags all over them.

What are they gonna do, tell the Canadians in a century-old business and building that was recently bought out by foreigners that they aren't allowed to wear their own country's flag? The media would have had a field day.

It worked. After a couple of weeks they just quietly stopped enforcing the "No stickers" rule, and we were free to put whatever we liked on there.

Go, Denmark!!

I want more Prussia comics...

This is actually a perfect example of the Danish mentality, lol! XD Tell us not to do something, and we will find every little loophole to mock you with it anyway. ;)

@Danish_Girl_92 that is the exact mentality I want

I would love to see a comic with Prussia without NG in it

w h e e z e

Danish Protest Pigs are genuinely really cool though

Denmark is the incarnation of malicious compliance

I mean... you are the first to have a national flag.