Hold your tongue

French robbers

I am so poor I don't have to hide money.

If a burglar breaks into my house looking for money I would join in and help search.

@The_Yellow_Ardvark I'm sorry, I had to laugh. Please forgive me.

@ShylokVakarian
Tis OK.
I went looking behind the sofa and in the sofa, now hangover from the beer the money paid for.

@The_Yellow_Ardvark Tell you what, buy some normal whiskey next time and keep it for many years, then sell it for much more!

@ScottishHetalianCat

Whiskey only ages in the wood.
Unless you send £££££ for me to buy a barrel I will keep doing what I do.

@The_Yellow_Ardvark sorry man I'm broke

@ScottishHetalianCat
I am so poor, I can not pay attention.

@The_Yellow_Ardvark Don't take the wrong idea here but,
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99.9% possibility the robber is Denmark.
It's just that kind of stunt he'd pull off, lol

@KofodDane dear god your.... YOUR RIGHT :O

I'm 101.9% sure the robber was Denmark.

No wonder they couldn't swallow their pride.
Bad joke I know.

@ThatCanadian HAH- Actually. That's not bad. Wait, are Greeks known for that?

Somebody probably jumped to that conclusion after finding buried Greek dead with coins in their mouths. But that wasn't for everyday use, that was to pay Charon on the way to the underworld.

The Ancient Greeks put coins into people's mouths when they died so they'd be able to pay for passage to the land of the dead. Never heard anything about people actually carrying coins in their mouth...

I think it’s denmark That robbed Greece

@VivaWorld546 #9812145
I think it’s denmark That robbed Greece

Not really his style.

headcanon that Poland was the robber XD

Just don't tell someone you are going perform a Greek robbery when you plan to kiss them. They are liable to get the wrong end of it.