Kiss it better

Pretty much on point when it comes to the danish mindset, lol!

@DanishMaiden Danes rock

Can we please take a moment to appreciate the fact that he's wearing hello kitty underwear?

@geekychick456 I was bout to say that. You beat me to it.

*about

@lilaussiegirl Me too. That was.. Pretty funny.

@geekychick456 Can we also appreciate the fact that he's holding the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch?

@ShylokVakarian Ahem...I believe that that's actually just a royal orb, a fairly common component of regalia back in the day. The Grenade was based on it.

(I know I'm replying to a 5m old comment, but I can't let this egregious error go uncorrected!)

@SydneyCarton It's a joke. >.<

@ShylokVakarian Aye, I was just making sure. Sorry about the confusion. These days you never can know for sure, what with Poe's Law and the Post-Truth World.

HELLO KITTY PANTIES!!!!!

good god i love you crazy vikings!

@theLady well thanks

@theLady if you have seen the show "Vikings" then there was a scene where Ragnar faked his death. That did actually happen

sweden really loves denmarks bullshit sometimes XD

@kier ;d

Ah those stories are always fun. "What? You said you wanted me to kiss your foot, but I've got a bad back and bending over is hard for me. Next time be more specific!"

Hello Kitty panties FTW!

Remember, when demanding that your inferiors kiss your foot, always specify the manner in which it should be done.

@Ziebenhaub_the_Texan
...Do you expect many people to have any use for that advice? O.o

@Hinoron The best kind of advice is the kind that doesn't require you to alter your behavior.

Edit: This is a joke, for those of you who thought I was dead serious.

@PaxRomana
Your definition of "best" seems to match mine for "totally ineffective and therefor ignorable". LOL

Denmark is ...

i love this one