New Year New Adventure

It could be worse. Finland could be out of coffee.

@CalliG ...coffee-shortage in Finland...???
THAT'S NOTHING TO MAKE JOKES ABOUT!!!
(...Panic...!!! ;-)

@CalliG


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@FrankHarr "This soup tastes gross."

@Epi #9852618

Oh, but tea's lovely. Don't let the Danish Pastors lure you in with sweets and mistries (A, indeed!). Coffee's not worth it. Tea's where it's at.

I've nowhere to take this, sorry. Obviously, I've got to make a silent reference to Britain, but I can't think of one.

Me, on 6 January:

"I'm sick of living in Interesting Times...."

We haven't seen Åland in years... WIll Svalbard return next?

@BananaJewell I hope so, we all miss the man

@BananaJewell
And Faroe ?
Where's Faroe ?
Abducted by aliens ?
Cured by the Kraken ?
Nibbled by the Nøkken ?

We're always isolating.

-Okay, Finland, there's a dangerous epidemic going on, Trump refuses to leave the office despite being voted out, mass riots, economy's taken a beating, and the political divide in the West is growing wider.

-Are you telling me everything?

-Well... we're also out of beer.

-PERKELEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@DarkMage7280 P R K E L E E E E E E E E

It is literally a flu, just another variant.

And by literally, I mean literally. The new chinese virus is part of the corona family, hence the name. Another of the corona viruses? The Flu.

@Joggar Not even close.

To get to a common denominator between the two viruses you have to travel all the way up to Kingdom (Orthornavirae) in the classification system. To give you some perspective the Kingdom of homo Sapiens in Animalia, which means if you equate Flu to Coronovirus then you would also be equating Humans to Ants, Sparrow, Whales, Giraffes and every other multicellular eukaryotic organism on the planet.

@DarkMage7280
The election was rigged by the democrats. President Trump was acting in strict accordance with the law. And the democrats that have been rioting for months openly planned to infiltrate the Republican protests and cause problems. Then in an act characteristic of democrat "protests" and alien to conservatives that even Maxine "Cause a Disturbance every time you see a member of the Trump administration" Waters and Hank "capsize Guam" Johnson could predict would allow all the establishment republicans vote against honest elections takes place and we are suppose to believe that it was done Trump and his supporters. Jussie Smollett's ridiculous lies were more believable.

@FreeFreddy I am unsure if this is satire...

@txag70 I hope it is.

You know it's a dangerous situation when Aland is terrified of Finland.

So less then a week in there has been an armed mob that the soon to be former president sent to their senate in order to aggressively suppress the election results. Yeah I got the sense that 2021 is basically just more 2020.

@MaartenMuser With any luck (well, any good luck, for which we are long overdue), that's just the "previously on..." at the beginning of the episode.

In the wise words of Gandalf: "Fly you fools!"

@ryttyr -What is this new devilry?
-A beer-deprived Finland. Demon from the ancient world. This foe is beyond any of you. RUN!

@ryttyr indeed

Hahahaha! Okay, that was funny. Thanks for the laugh.

*quickly rushes vodka factory line to Finland* NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE!

I'm picturing the FInlandia distillery going into full overdrive, while Absolut, Vikingfjord, Denaka and Reyka all beef up their security...