No other hat will do

I want to see polar bear too...

@Zuperkrunch true

There's something wrong with this hat. It's pouring tea in my mouth instead of maple syrup and Molson.

"England makes a lousy hat" Ya, ask Ireland

@MikeArclight you do know Ireland is next to England right...

@MikeArclight
Also, Scotland would be England's hat.

@britney_spears_fan_6 I think he is referring to Northern Ireland since their still a part of the U.K which would make them Ireland's hat.

@Shotwells
Ooohhh... Gotcha.

GRAB!!! XD

We don't like being a hat but we're too polite to say no..

I laughed at England being genuinely *terrified* at the possibility that this might become a permanent arrangement

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Not the tea! Besides, England has its own is trying to get itself off its head.

@EternalTurtle42 are you talking about Scotland?

England: get off my head!
Scotland: no
England: well can you at least wear your trousers instead of your kilt when you sit on me?
Scotland: no
England: can you at least wear underwear when you wear a kilt?
Scotland: no

We actually have about 2/3 of the world's polar bears. ^_^
(Er... such as the dwindling population is).

@Hinoron I thought Antarctica had most of them?

@A443

Please tell me you're joking? O_o

There are no polar bears at the south pole, just as there are no penguins at the north pole.

Old cartoons are not a good source for real world knowledge!

Is Canada being America's hat a joke about Canada's northern position over America? If so, that's genius!

@MB-Bergholtz It is

@denfriefugl and Mexico's america's beard

@MB-Bergholtz

The USA is generally not that good about finding praiseworthy qualities in anyone but themselves. Canada is a common target for mockery and put-downs, mostly without any basis, and because they know we'll ignore it.
Really, any country higher than them on the Most Livable Countries list gets mocked and belittled to some degree. It's more important to them to call themselves the "greatest country in the world" (which most of them seem to believe other countries also call them) than to change their ways enough to be worthy of the title in reality. :/

@Hinoron I've never heard of anyone from the US who doesn't like Canada. (Granted, not everyone may have heard of Canada, but that's another problem for another time.)

@Maris


The Simpsons, tour-du-sterotypes: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wg1juWJl_9c

Family Guy at least kept it brief: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OFs5l9K--7M

and South Park even gave us a big musical number: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bOR38552MJA

@MB-Bergholtz Lapland is Finland's hat, and Estonia is the beard.