We are in a very hateing relationship

Sounds very much like a relationship between close siblings - we're absolutely brutal to each other, but if anyone else tries to make fun of one of us (even a cousin) we close ranks fast

@Snommelp Pretty much. Us Finns will gleefully tear Swedes a new asshole, but heaven help any OUTSIDER who tries to do the same...
Just like US Marines will grind up, chew up, and spit on the US Army... but if a member of a foreign military mocks the Army...

The subtle,¨Good Boy¨, is fucking terrifying

''good boy.'' kinda kinky

As a Icelander with danish blood I have to admitt this is true. There's been alott of propaganda against the danish, mostly to make excuses for the dickish way we got independence.

@IronKraken Interesting. What about how you got your independence was dickish?

@MooseFace

We had been offered independence and declined it, then denmark got taken over by the german forces in WW2 and we decided to declare independence at that point.

The king of denmark sent us a letter where he wished us well but was dissapointed in the way we decided to achieve it.

We were basicly like adult children refusing to move out only to suddenly move out cause mommy got a new husband

@IronKraken

what bid for independence was rejected exactly?

because our split was in accordance with the 1918 sovereignity agreement where we could end that agreement at first after 25 years.
ww2 had little to do with this, if anything it probably caused Iceland to wait a year and not declare independence in 1943

i am not familiar with any offer of independence between 1918 and 1944

We just returned from a two week vacation in Denmark. It was pretty amazing how often the Danes thought we were Danish and would start talking to us right off in Danish. Then they'd get real quiet as we'd all look at them very confused and say "English or German?"

It's Like England Fans finding out that Germany doesn't care about England's 1966 world cup victory.

I've known Danes, I've known Norwegians, and I've known Fins. Never had a chance to meet an Icelandic person, and I've only tangentially known any Swedes. (Friend of a friend sort of thing I met once at a party.)

To me as a native English speaking American they all sounded pretty incomprehensible (particularly the Fins.) However Danish irritates me because I can almost-but-not-quite understand it.

That said, all of the people from your dysfunctional family have been really nice to me so STOP BICKERING! Jeeze.

WHAT??? The people in Hell (https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hell,_Norway) speak Danish
Hell Yeah!!!
Hell No...

@RusA with or without potato in mouth?

@ACORN24
Rød Grød Med Fløde!!!!

glad to see a new comic and that I can finally have a new avatar

also, Sweden's eyes getting small and parting away from each other is very funny

Sweden gives of a The Only One Allowed to Defeat you when it comes to Denmark vibe lol

(at least when it comes to hating and insulting each other)

@AmericanButterfly can you explain how to add an avatar to me? I can’t seem to figure out how to do it

@Strawberry_bat
Click the You button in the blue bar, then click on your username. This will take you to your member page. Scroll down to the bottom of that page and click the 'edit your profile' button. This will take you to the personal info page, which has a button saying 'change your avatar here' right at the top.

@EricTheRedAndWhite oh ok you already answered them I don't know why they asked me

@Strawberry_bat um ok, in your "you" page there is a "change avatar" click on it and it will give take you to a page of avatars to choose from (if you don't like any you can always refresh the page to get new ones) if you want to make your own you click on the
"make your own" and it gives you a list of comics to choose from (it's best to know the title of the comic you want so you don't have to keep strolling fun fact you can type the first letter example if you want a comic from The Boat is being floated (I just clicked on random comic) you can type T and it takes you to the "T" comics (useful huh?)

but I think you need a certain amount of comments before you can make your own but I don't know how much

So good to see Iceland again! But I think Greenland and the Faroes would win the "hating Denmark" contest.

@MooseFace that's cute. Come back after having spent hundreds of years beating eachother to bloody pulps. Imagine hating someone enough so you keep advancing on your enemy despite catastrophic losses, and then stab and beat you opponent to death in all out brawls without breaking into a rout. Hate is one powerful morale booster. In the battle of Lund, 1676, casualties are estimated to 70%. Compare that to waterloo, with estimated 32% casualties. One battle was just another brawl, the other ended an empire.

@Lidonious wasn't that the battle where the gun smoke was so thick that they did not see anything