Scotland: want to see how smooth I am?
England: no I don't want to see your shaved balls
Scotland rolling up his trousers: what? don't be a prev I'm just showing you how smooth my legs are, see feel
England: ooh that is smooth did you moisturize?
Scotland: yep used lotion
England: oooh nice
Northern Ireland walking in: and this is why I still share a flat with the Republic of Ireland
England; um it's not what it looks like
Scotland: you can stop touching me

Sooo did Scotland shave his pubic area?

@Spiclypeus That... or legs? ;)

@Spiclypeus nah he didnt

Today Sweden is 500 years old

@NorskViking01 No.. Sweden has existed since the Viking Age. You mean since indepence from Kalmar?

@Carewolf 500 years since the birth of the "modern" state. Finland was still a conquest of Sweden back then as well.

Brexit or not it's not hygienic to share a razor

lol

Little anecdote: I had a friend coming to my apartment a few weeks ago. I'm hairy, like REALLY hairy. I'm not a bear, but someone may be mistaken if they squint.
So I sometimes use combs to untangle my fur, as it sometimes get tangled and it's annoying.
I have a head hair comb, a beard comb that I also use as a body hair comb when needed, and finally a pubes/armpit comb (as I don't want to use the other combs for these parts)...
I leave them neatly lined up on my washroom counter, and my friend took one after taking a piss to comb his beard and mustache. I let you think for a second or two which one he took...

It took me a minute to notice because I was gaming, but his face when I told him XD
Anyways, who borrows someone else's comb? It's one of the personal things I'd never touch.

Scotland needs to have that fresh mowed lawn before he heads out to 'toss' the old 'caber', if you know what I mean? ;)

Suddenly I feel like we need a Manx character...

at first I thought Scotland was in the shower but I think he's just poking his head through the window

@AmericanButterfly yeh me too

@addison or he showers with this shirt on, shower and washes clothes at the same time