Scotland: want to see how smooth I am?
England: no I don't want to see your shaved balls
Scotland rolling up his trousers: what? don't be a prev I'm just showing you how smooth my legs are, see feel
England: ooh that is smooth did you moisturize?
Scotland: yep used lotion
England: oooh nice
Northern Ireland walking in: and this is why I still share a flat with the Republic of Ireland
England; um it's not what it looks like
Scotland: you can stop touching me
Little anecdote: I had a friend coming to my apartment a few weeks ago. I'm hairy, like REALLY hairy. I'm not a bear, but someone may be mistaken if they squint.
So I sometimes use combs to untangle my fur, as it sometimes get tangled and it's annoying.
I have a head hair comb, a beard comb that I also use as a body hair comb when needed, and finally a pubes/armpit comb (as I don't want to use the other combs for these parts)...
I leave them neatly lined up on my washroom counter, and my friend took one after taking a piss to comb his beard and mustache. I let you think for a second or two which one he took...
It took me a minute to notice because I was gaming, but his face when I told him XD
Anyways, who borrows someone else's comb? It's one of the personal things I'd never touch.
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England: no I don't want to see your shaved balls
Scotland rolling up his trousers: what? don't be a prev I'm just showing you how smooth my legs are, see feel
England: ooh that is smooth did you moisturize?
Scotland: yep used lotion
England: oooh nice
Northern Ireland walking in: and this is why I still share a flat with the Republic of Ireland
England; um it's not what it looks like
Scotland: you can stop touching me