OMG WHAT NOT ME SEEING THIS N SCHOOL @SATWkid

@Germany_Genie THIS IS PEAK

@SATWkid IKR AND ME BEING FIRST T COMMENT AAAAAGHAGHH

@Germany_Genie wow

@JosiahLovesGENIE BUBBY

I just say bato bato pick (rock rock idk)

@notKokichi Philippines IS MENTIONED I love my country andyessame yes yesyyesyeyesyeyseyesyysysyeyey

That last sounds like a strong verb. I shnick today. I shnack yesterday. I have shnuck.

There are people in the U.S. who call it Ro-Sham-Bo, for unclear reasons.

In Japan the game is called jan-ken, you say "Jan-ken-pon!" when getting ready to throw, and the moves are guu (rock), choki (scissors), and paa (paper).

Ooh, Sweden!

Aww... not gonna lie, bit disappointed in this one, what with all that's going on in the world. Was looking forward to Brother America going full villain mode.

@TuxedoCartman especially about Greenland with Denmark! I swear I remember there was a comic about that but maybe I dream it,,,

@onlynostxlgia Greenland and Denmark, threatening fellow NATO nations, his domestic abuse towards Sister America's people in Minnesota... there are so many atrocities to choose from.

@onlynostxlgia That'd be https://satwcomic.com/the-proposal.
You might want to also note https://satwcomic.com/gunslinger , though ...

(FWIW, the *more* commonly used name in Germany is "Schere, Stein, Papier" (scissors, rock, paper). There's a *number* of alternative "names", however - which are said aloud when playing so as to "sync" the players.)

OMG?? IM EARLY?? DUDE HELL YEAH

Who's downvoting all these comments?
What is there to even downvote about?

GERMANY HOLY SHIY