What a nice everything

the english decoration has at least style....germans just put an army of gnomes into their garden....

@Balistare When the Gnome Wars come, you'll be set.

@Balistare shhhhh... Don't anger the gnomes.

But it's for the faeries to play with.

I'm with Sweden here xD
I certainly prefer "natural" gardens, or just a few tasteful decorative pieces.

i just... love that gnome so much....... give him a blanket and a hug..... make him happy

Sweden should a' paid up.

I like the gnome with his mouth like, "AAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!"

@Boss154 I think that's his nose....

our gardens are Beautiful without all that crap

But Swedes build miniature copies of their own houses as allotment sheds, and then in summer hols go live on the allotments in these twee little houses they can't stand up in-- that's what the English would call "allotment abuse".

Back home I used to have Dutch neighbours that had a really trimmed and styled garden, with little roads and shaped bushes. One day, I blew in some dandylion seeds... but nothing happened.

Hoo hoo hah hah hah hah hah
Hoo hoo hee hee hah
Hello there old chum
I'm g-not a g-nelf
I'm g-not a g-noblin
I'm a G-nome, and your garden's been GNOOOMED!