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Oh Sweden, ever the prude.

Ever since I started making these comics people have suggested that I should make one where the landmass of the countries equals penis size. That just seemed a little too obvious for me, but then it was suggested that it should be the population compared to the landmass of the countries. I thought that would be funnier and make more sense because population is a “hidden” number. Just like you can’t tell penis size just by looking at the overall size of a guy, you can’t tell a country’s population.

In Scandinavia the numbers from 2000 look something like this:
Iceland - 272,000
Norway - 4,400,000
Finland - 5,171,000
Denmark - 5,330,000
Sweden - 8,861,000

Obviously Sweden is quite well equipped compared to the others. :D
Also, to be more fair, islands that are part of a country have the same size as said country. That of course means their private parts shrink when they become their own country *looks at Iceland*. :XD:

This should not be applied to other countries, especially those that already have a stereotype for their privates. Please think of the poor Canadians! D:

14th June 2010
 


592 Comments:
 
1 day ago #9330605        

When I saw this, I was quite curious about what their actual penis size would be with an actual population-to-inch ratio, so I looked up the average population of a country (767,731) and divided it by the average erect penis size (5.5 in) to get the ratio of a 139,587 population= 1 in. After that, I divided each of the countries' current population (since the ones used above are quite outdated) to get their erect penis size in inches. The following sizes were:
Iceland: 2 in
Norway: 37 in
Finland: 39 in
Denmark: 41 in
Sweden: 70 in
Yeah, Iceland may have a small penis, but at least he wouldn't pass out every time he got an erection...



Mecharic

21 M
7 days ago #9328022        

I love Finlands reaction over there haha



8 days ago #9327730        

I am reminded of the cartoon about genitals •-•...



12 days ago #9326272        

HA!



whale21

20 M
13 days ago #9325528        

America is clocking in at 320 million, sooo... well-endowed might be a bit of an understatement.



Wizava

16 F
22 days ago #9322229        

*evil snigger*



Diogo

16 M
25 days ago #9320579        

@juliette1745 Oh my... Denmark's gonna have fun ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)



1 month ago #9317588        

@JennySP That would be... hard :D



JennySP

19 F
1 month ago #9317156        

Germany. 80 millions
Suck it, guys ^^



2 months ago #9305923        

This should not be applied to other countries, especially those that already have a stereotype for their privates. Please think of the poor Canadians! D:

Think of poor America! He'd never be able to find pants that fit ;n;

Or, on the other end of the scale, Basque Country... poor Basque.



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