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Oh Sweden, ever the prude.

Ever since I started making these comics people have suggested that I should make one where the landmass of the countries equals penis size. That just seemed a little too obvious for me, but then it was suggested that it should be the population compared to the landmass of the countries. I thought that would be funnier and make more sense because population is a “hidden” number. Just like you can’t tell penis size just by looking at the overall size of a guy, you can’t tell a country’s population.

In Scandinavia the numbers from 2000 look something like this:
Iceland - 272,000
Norway - 4,400,000
Finland - 5,171,000
Denmark - 5,330,000
Sweden - 8,861,000

Obviously Sweden is quite well equipped compared to the others. :D
Also, to be more fair, islands that are part of a country have the same size as said country. That of course means their private parts shrink when they become their own country *looks at Iceland*. :XD:

This should not be applied to other countries, especially those that already have a stereotype for their privates. Please think of the poor Canadians! D:

14th June 2010
 
447 comments:
2:13pm Wed 16th May #8338350

Where is Iceland at?



7:54am Tue 15th May #8336677

k8g8s8: so inn i hellsiko smaoå;) helsingar frao Strondæ:)




5:35am Mon 14th May #8335358

We will never know what it was that Sweden wanted to borrow...



szmyddy

14 M
10:42am Sat 12th May #8333452

@MathiasNOR Says a Norwegian.



4:13am Thu 10th May #8330706

Only unskilled men would care how big. It weights up to their lack of performance. Although, all that matters is how you use it. *Sage-nod*



10:06pm Sat 5th May #8325073

hmm, idk, wouldn't it make more sense to take the average length in the country and make that the country's length? :O



5:33pm Mon 30th Apr #8317337

tee hee XD i found it



5:31pm Mon 30th Apr #8317331

what about iceland ?? D: how long is his



9:18pm Thu 26th Apr #8311250

Poor Iceland! Could that be part of the reason he's such a daredevil -- because he's trying to compensate for his (*ahem!) shortcomings?

XD

I'm also getting a better idea of what Sister Sweden sees in Finland...!



6:35pm Mon 23rd Apr #8307003

Denmark just got even hotter.



6:19am Sun 22nd Apr #8304034

Iceland population density: 3.1/km2
Norway population density: 15.5/km2
Finland population density: 16/km2
Denmark population density: 129/km2
Sweden population density: 20.6/km2

There's good reason for Iceland to look scared I think. And I'm guessing Norway is blushing due to figuring out Denmark is nearly ten times his size. . .



10:47am Sat 21st Apr #8302874

Population doesn't make sense, as statistically Canadians have larger penises than Americans and Asians have the smallest penises in the world.



4:06pm Thu 19th Apr #8300373

34 million people to 9,984,670 km2! That's 3.41 people per square km!



2:46am Tue 17th Apr #8296523

...and then China walks in.

(1.3 billion, if anyone's wondering)



4:30pm Sat 14th Apr #8293220

Iceland makes up for that with the most humongous balls of all



12:22pm Fri 13th Apr #8291154

I love how Iceland just disappears out of shame x)



12:45pm Mon 9th Apr #8285159

Canada - 30,689,000



7:50am Mon 9th Apr #8284838

@1990s

Yes. Entombing it in a museum! (Just kiding)



12:37pm Sun 8th Apr #8283739

Wait, so population = 'erect penis' size?

...Good Lord, how big is England?! How big is India?!?!
We're all doomed. Don't tell Denmark.



12:35pm Thu 5th Apr #8279648

At least my country knows how to use it............



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