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Oh Sweden, ever the prude.

Ever since I started making these comics people have suggested that I should make one where the landmass of the countries equals penis size. That just seemed a little too obvious for me, but then it was suggested that it should be the population compared to the landmass of the countries. I thought that would be funnier and make more sense because population is a “hidden” number. Just like you can’t tell penis size just by looking at the overall size of a guy, you can’t tell a country’s population.

In Scandinavia the numbers from 2000 look something like this:
Iceland - 272,000
Norway - 4,400,000
Finland - 5,171,000
Denmark - 5,330,000
Sweden - 8,861,000

Obviously Sweden is quite well equipped compared to the others. :D
Also, to be more fair, islands that are part of a country have the same size as said country. That of course means their private parts shrink when they become their own country *looks at Iceland*. :XD:

This should not be applied to other countries, especially those that already have a stereotype for their privates. Please think of the poor Canadians! D:


15th June 2010

Tagged in Iceland Aland Finland Sweden Denmark Norway

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5 months ago #9438031        
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Are you sure you didn´t just choose this comparison because it works out so much better for Danes than the landmass thing...? :D



6 months ago #9427765        
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Man, it's always delightful to see Finland sniggering, chuckling, smirking or smiling,
even if it is in an evil and malevolent fashion or at the expense of other... *coughs* Sweden...



7 months ago #9423119        
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Penis museum...
...Compensation...

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7 months ago #9422411        
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// Αwww poor Icey X3



3 months ago #9464094        
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Yeah, i'm happy being a Swede!



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4 months ago #9451679        
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How about population density instead? Netherlands would have a private length comparable to his body length then :D With your current scheme China's would be even bigger than that though. Must be quite uncomfortable.

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4 months ago #9447550        
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Germany: 82,620,000
sorry boys ;)



5 months ago #9441237        
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Then China must be John Holmes!XD



8 months ago #9413784        
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Well in that case i'm proud of our 16,715,999 people on our 33,883 m2 of land ;)



8 months ago #9410244        
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and also the last panel will always make me laugh:)



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