Scandinavia and the World
Boys will be Boys

Boys will be Boys

Oh Sweden, ever the prude.

Ever since I started making these comics people have suggested that I should make one where the landmass of the countries equals penis size. That just seemed a little too obvious for me, but then it was suggested that it should be the population compared to the landmass of the countries. I thought that would be funnier and make more sense because population is a “hidden” number. Just like you can’t tell penis size just by looking at the overall size of a guy, you can’t tell a country’s population.

In Scandinavia the numbers from 2000 look something like this:
Iceland - 272,000
Norway - 4,400,000
Finland - 5,171,000
Denmark - 5,330,000
Sweden - 8,861,000

Obviously Sweden is quite well equipped compared to the others. :D
Also, to be more fair, islands that are part of a country have the same size as said country. That of course means their private parts shrink when they become their own country *looks at Iceland*. :XD:

This should not be applied to other countries, especially those that already have a stereotype for their privates. Please think of the poor Canadians! D:

15th June 2010

Tagged in Norway Sweden Iceland Denmark Finland Aland

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3 days ago #9376588        

Size doesn't matter but I say it uh... uhm.. helps? o,o alsonohairissoschmexy

12 days ago #9372853        

Somebody is a size queen...


576 M
17 days ago #9370987        

What about the Netherlands? Such a small and densely populated country, I guess our length would be mainly determined by this X D


15 F
24 days ago #9368133        

That's what she said



26 days ago #9367435        

ahh well, still bigger then Iceland xD

1 month ago #9365881        

@Not_Germany Yeah, I'm surprised that Aland is still alive after experiencing a dick like Sweden's XD

1 month ago #9363079        

I hope dick size is determined on a logarithmic scale.

2 months ago #9358426        

@Tronmike82 he just doesn't want to

3 months ago #9350738        

Why does Finland talk so little

3 months ago #9342920        

@sparklingicelandic I am pleased that I didn't have to do that research and horrified that someone did. This website always finds new ways to both amuse and scare me.

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