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Oh Sweden, ever the prude.

Ever since I started making these comics people have suggested that I should make one where the landmass of the countries equals penis size. That just seemed a little too obvious for me, but then it was suggested that it should be the population compared to the landmass of the countries. I thought that would be funnier and make more sense because population is a “hidden” number. Just like you can’t tell penis size just by looking at the overall size of a guy, you can’t tell a country’s population.

In Scandinavia the numbers from 2000 look something like this:
Iceland - 272,000
Norway - 4,400,000
Finland - 5,171,000
Denmark - 5,330,000
Sweden - 8,861,000

Obviously Sweden is quite well equipped compared to the others. :D
Also, to be more fair, islands that are part of a country have the same size as said country. That of course means their private parts shrink when they become their own country *looks at Iceland*. :XD:

This should not be applied to other countries, especially those that already have a stereotype for their privates. Please think of the poor Canadians! D:


15th June 2010

Tagged in Norway Denmark Aland Sweden Iceland Finland

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21 days ago #9394267        
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I am sorry, i might be wrong, but we are talking population density here, are we not? Because if that is the case then Denmark's number is... slightly... larger than Swedens.
Population Density of Denmark is 125 per square km compared to Swedens 20 per square km.
Just to get the other guys in aswell, Norway is 13, Finland is 16.... Iceland is... 3, sorry Iceland, but that is just how it is, tiny fella.
I just can't really see any other way that landmass compared to population can be any other thing? unless that is not how this was supposed to be understood after all?

Skål!



26 days ago #9392594        
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What are the Canadian private part sterotypes and why Do People need to think of us?



Tulisilli

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28 days ago #9392196        
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Well Åland's population is only 26,000...



1 month ago #9384914        
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norway was so cute correcting denmarks bad languange. and that wink tho!



2 months ago #9376588        
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Size doesn't matter but I say it uh... uhm.. helps? o,o alsonohairissoschmexy



2 months ago #9372853        
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Somebody is a size queen...



Zeust

576 M
2 months ago #9370987        
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What about the Netherlands? Such a small and densely populated country, I guess our length would be mainly determined by this X D



Branai

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3 months ago #9368133        
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...
That's what she said

>:3



3 months ago #9367435        
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ahh well, still bigger then Iceland xD



3 months ago #9365881        
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@Not_Germany Yeah, I'm surprised that Aland is still alive after experiencing a dick like Sweden's XD



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