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Questionable Invasion


Years ago I watched a Danish program where a clairvoyant mentioned that Denmark had a lot of “Star People” but didn’t specify what that was. I thought she meant “star gazers” (babies that a born facing upwards).

Then a couple of months ago I watched an American program where an English clairvoyant was visiting sights around America. At one point he got out of the car in a small town and said, “Interesting. This town has 8 or 9 Star People. That’s unusual”
“What are Star People?” the host asked.
“A higher race of beings who are visiting us from far away stars, and are born as humans. They’re quite rare in America so it’s really impressive that a small town like this has that many”
“Don’t they like our president?” the host joked.
“Maybe” he smiled “They’re born all over the world, but for some reason most of them choose Scandinavia”
“What are they doing there?”
“Nobody knows, but it’s quite overwhelming how many go there. In fact, last time I visited Denmark two years ago, 1 out of 5 people were Star People, and the number seems to be increasing. I’ve been told it’s the same in Sweden and Norway, and a lot of Star People who were born in other places are drawn to the countries. We are many who are just waiting to see what happens”

Then they started talking about something else, but the mental picture of Scandinavians as aliens is quite funny. :XD:

So be afraid, great nations of the world! For we have come to conquer the Earth, and will not rest before every man, woman and child eats pickled herring, visits Legoland every year and rests in Ikea furniture! MUWAHAHAHAHA!!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JDZBgHBHQT8

...By god. We’re the lamest aliens ever. :XD:


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31st May 2010
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Zytrax

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6 years ago #9781795        
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I for one welcome our new Scandinavian overlords.

9 years ago #9417383        
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Let's go take over the world and probe people.


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6 years ago #9745274        
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ENBRACE YOUR NEW LEDERS! GET THIS FREE IKEA BED, FREE LEGOLAND TRIPS AND FREE PICKLE HERRING. WOOOOOOO

elinbet

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7 years ago #9621842        
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The cutest and most adorable aliens ever, and the most calm alien invasion ever (except for the victims reactions) x3

9 years ago #9388441        
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After reading this strip, I felt that I finally had to join and comment. I have been reading this for a couple of weeks and it has been really inspiring, so first of all thanks.

As to my name on here, it is entirely inspired by this comic and an experience I once had in Okinawa(an island group in Japan). So I am Danish, which is quite relevant for the story. I went to a bar with my host-family and the first thing the bartender proceeded to tell me, before even knowing of my origin was that I had come from the stars. It was quite strange and I could only but laugh at it. But after reading this strip, then maybe there was some truth to it afterall....

Watch out here we come!

3 years ago #9857139        
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GOT IT

Scandinavians + aliens = Scandinaliens :XD:


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5 years ago #9800471        
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How Americans view Scandinavians:
"Aliens are attacking! Scientist say that a mysterious race of blonde hair, blue eyes Humanoid creatures with pure white skin and an impossible to decipher language are populating the far north. The only way to destroy them is with either mild warmth or a religious T-shirt. You may be confused, as they often bear a cross on their clothing, but it works!
Destroy them before they do you!"

6 years ago #9727542        
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Scandinavian star Alien-"Take us to your leader!" USA just looks over to Trump and pokes at him. China pokes at XI Jimping. Russia pokes at Putin.
Scandinavian star Alien- " ..... you know what, fuck this guys. let's invate Another planet. just NOT this one. I'm out."


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Varkrow

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6 years ago #9695457        
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*whisper yells* NOBODY BETTER RAT US OUT TO THE GOVERNMENT, YA HEAR??

7 years ago #9617968        
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This isn't a questionable invasion, it's adorable <3

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