Scandinavia and the World
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Sister America

Sister America


So, in Scandinavia the stereotypical American woman is basically Paris Hilton, but prettier and with bigger fake breasts. I’m sorry. :(

We do of course have plenty of girls looking like that here too, but they’re seen as copying American girls.

The thing about Americans is that we always see them as unhealthy, be they fat or skinny. If they’re skinny it just because they don’t eat at all and have had plastic surgeries. Like, they can be some of the prettiest people in the world, but in the most unhealthy way possible. That’s how the stereotype goes anyway. :XD:

And America is indeed spray tanned. He wasn’t originally supposed to stay that way, but then someone mentioned spray tanning and I thought it was too funny to ignore.
I just feel bad about telling you this because a lot of people seemed so happy that he was Latin American. But the truth needs to be told!

13th November 2009
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3 hours ago #9343508        

This would be less offensive if you had a major cowgirl



28 days ago #9332100        

@Mecharic

<Insert giant wall of butthurt on using insert here tag jokes here>



udac

35 M
1 month ago #9328488        

Never trust to a girl with a tiny dog on her head.



Mecharic

21 M
2 months ago #9324544        

I'm surprised there's not more butthurt on this. Time to fix that!

<Insert giant wall of butthurt here>


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2 months ago #9321714        

How come the stereotype for American women are our impersonations of Valley Girls?



3 months ago #9304402        

You see? This is one of the reasons why we wanted to take over the world.



Slazmir

22 M
3 months ago #9304085        

@6ArTrA6 Yeah, we're often surprised and scared by ourselves.. x)



6ArTrA6

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3 months ago #9302556        

I love how Norway is freaked out about her non-jiggling boobs, while Denmark is panicking about how he still wants to do her.



3 months ago #9299879        

No jiggling at all...



KOakaKO

48 M
4 months ago #9279276        

Ugh. There are so FEW women in the U.S. who act they're from Hollywood... but so many people around the world see us that way.

Even WE are disgusted by them...



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