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Sister America



So, in Scandinavia the stereotypical American woman is basically Paris Hilton, but prettier and with bigger fake breasts. I’m sorry. :(

We do of course have plenty of girls looking like that here too, but they’re seen as copying American girls.

The thing about Americans is that we always see them as unhealthy, be they fat or skinny. If they’re skinny it just because they don’t eat at all and have had plastic surgeries. Like, they can be some of the prettiest people in the world, but in the most unhealthy way possible. That’s how the stereotype goes anyway. :XD:

And America is indeed spray tanned. He wasn’t originally supposed to stay that way, but then someone mentioned spray tanning and I thought it was too funny to ignore.
I just feel bad about telling you this because a lot of people seemed so happy that he was Latin American. But the truth needs to be told!

12th November 2009
 


673 Comments:
 
17 days ago #9304402        

You see? This is one of the reasons why we wanted to take over the world.



Slazmir

22 M
18 days ago #9304085        

@6ArTrA6 Yeah, we're often surprised and scared by ourselves.. x)



6ArTrA6

15 F
20 days ago #9302556        

I love how Norway is freaked out about her non-jiggling boobs, while Denmark is panicking about how he still wants to do her.



24 days ago #9299879        

No jiggling at all...



KOakaKO

48 M
2 months ago #9279276        

Ugh. There are so FEW women in the U.S. who act they're from Hollywood... but so many people around the world see us that way.

Even WE are disgusted by them...



Dan

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2 months ago #9278659        

You punks should meet my Minnesota sister.

But then, she moved to Milwaukee, so I don't know what kind of monster the goddamn cheeseheads have mutated her into.



3 months ago #9269796        

"viking guys"



sneachda

246 F

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3 months ago #9266973        

"Oh, for God's sake, Denmark. She is probably fat as a house. You know how American are wth their food."
This mean and racist comment has made my day XD



3 months ago #9265144        

why did i just start jiggling mine? o.o



Rollen

22 M
5 months ago #9235097        

seriously why do they not jiggle and what up with that dog



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