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Wonderful Nature


Wonderful Nature

Denmark is an incredibly safe aka. uneventful place to live.

We have the least corrupt politicians and law enforcements in the world. We have a low crime rate, and we have never had something like a serial killer because the country is so small that if you kill someone you will have nowhere to hide, and we have a good relationship with our surrounding countries so if you try to hide in any of them, the Danish police will be called up by Sweden/Norway/Germany and asked, “Hey, we have a weird Dane running around. You’re looking for him or something?”
Even our nature is ridiculously safe. We have no nature catastrophes like hurricanes, earthquakes or big forest fires. No mountains to fall from. Our biggest predator is the fox, and our only poisonous snake is only sort of lethal if your old or sick.

So when a moose swam from Sweden to Denmark, we freaked out! Because what if it stepped on someone!?
It either got shot or hit by a train (can't remember which) but believe me, if it was still around it would most likely have killed someone, because Danes have no idea what to do around big wild animals. :XD:

28th August 2009


27 F
3 days ago #9266749 -moose goes shopping in Norway.

9 days ago #9264385        

@fullmetal_alyssa Scary? Nah... it was hilarious if you ask me.

9 days ago #9264370        

@Shitzadorina That sounds scary! O__O

11 days ago #9263484        

@fullmetal_alyssa None SATW answer for that would be that mooses love to eat apples, but apples are a drug so they get really high. No one knows for sure how that moose got stuck, but ince he got stuck in an apple tree, our best guess is that it just wanted more drugs, and then couldn't move.

11 days ago #9263474        

@Shitzadorina How did that happen? O__O

16 days ago #9260834        

Dagmar Overby var Danmarks første og eneste seriemorder.
Dagmar Overby was Denmarks first and only serial killer.

1 month ago #9246389        

faktisk er vores største rovdyr, grævlingen - og den blev ramt af et tog :)


22 M
2 months ago #9235083        

DAMN that horse/cow has growen some big horns RUN!

3 months ago #9204533        

@GeStaFFo And the one in '05. And the earthquake in '08.

4 months ago #9194254        

Oh Denmark... and last year we had the drunk moose in a tree. Our mooses apparently need to learn tricks before they can get media attention.

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