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Denmark is an incredibly safe aka. uneventful place to live.

We have the least corrupt politicians and law enforcements in the world. We have a low crime rate, and we have never had something like a serial killer because the country is so small that if you kill someone you will have nowhere to hide, and we have a good relationship with our surrounding countries so if you try to hide in any of them, the Danish police will be called up by Sweden/Norway/Germany and asked, “Hey, we have a weird Dane running around. You’re looking for him or something?”
Even our nature is ridiculously safe. We have no nature catastrophes like hurricanes, earthquakes or big forest fires. No mountains to fall from. Our biggest predator is the fox, and our only poisonous snake is only sort of lethal if your old or sick.

So when a moose swam from Sweden to Denmark, we freaked out! Because what if it stepped on someone!?
It either got shot or hit by a train (can't remember which) but believe me, if it was still around it would most likely have killed someone, because Danes have no idea what to do around big wild animals. :XD:


29th August 2009

Tagged in Denmark Sweden Norway

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21 days ago #9446523        
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I really want to move to Denmark now, i like the idea of there not being a snake in my bath unlike here in Australia



Giraffe

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5 months ago #9408519        
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Wasn't it spelled "Moosi" before? I like that spelling much better



FTKnight

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6 months ago #9398401        
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.... and the canadian tourist look at the locals like they are crazy...



1 month ago #9440071        
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<_> Those derp eyes on Denmark.



Walanna

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1 month ago #9438550        
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I once walked the dog and stood like three meter from a moose. Such is life in Sweden I suppose XD



Applekor

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2 months ago #9435121        
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My (very tiny) home town is right under Canada on the American side- and one morning I woke up to a Moose outside my window in the middle of our downtown area that had crossed the ice over from Canada. Most of us weren't exactly surprised by the moose- it was more the shock of it just chilling in the middle of the road. XD



Zendi

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5 months ago #9407882        
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I'm keeping it. :3



5 months ago #9402539        
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I remember when I saw a moose out in the wild for the first time. I got very exited! In fact, most Swedes are very afraid of stumbling upon wild animals in the woods.



7 months ago #9386116        
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Well we have had a serial killer and raper called "Amagermanden" so to say that we haven't had a serial killer is incorrect

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7 months ago #9378013        
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I think I'd like to move to Denmark now...

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