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Denmark is an incredibly safe aka. uneventful place to live.

We have the least corrupt politicians and law enforcements in the world. We have a low crime rate, and we have never had something like a serial killer because the country is so small that if you kill someone you will have nowhere to hide, and we have a good relationship with our surrounding countries so if you try to hide in any of them, the Danish police will be called up by Sweden/Norway/Germany and asked, “Hey, we have a weird Dane running around. You’re looking for him or something?”
Even our nature is ridiculously safe. We have no nature catastrophes like hurricanes, earthquakes or big forest fires. No mountains to fall from. Our biggest predator is the fox, and our only poisonous snake is only sort of lethal if your old or sick.

So when a moose swam from Sweden to Denmark, we freaked out! Because what if it stepped on someone!?
It either got shot or hit by a train (can't remember which) but believe me, if it was still around it would most likely have killed someone, because Danes have no idea what to do around big wild animals. :XD:


29th August 2009

Tagged in Norway Denmark Sweden


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Amartni

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2 months ago #9491099        
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Denmark being all Denmark. Xd



6 months ago #9446523        
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I really want to move to Denmark now, i like the idea of there not being a snake in my bath unlike here in Australia



Giraffe

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10 months ago #9408519        
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Wasn't it spelled "Moosi" before? I like that spelling much better

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2 months ago #9484733        
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In AOE (Aboriginal Outdoor Education) the class learnt the difference between black and brown bears by sight, and what do do if we get into many different situations that involve bears...

Don't worry denmark I'll have the same reaction when I see a bear...



FTKnight

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11 months ago #9398401        
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.... and the canadian tourist look at the locals like they are crazy...



3 days ago #9507277        
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Actually, our biggest predator is the badger, but the fox is a close second.
But even so, it's two pretty small predators. :XD:



14 days ago #9503372        
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Riigghhht...(Denmark : the exact opposite of here)

we've had forest fires raging since the 1970s, had a really big tsunami in 2004, floods, earthquakes, landslides, eruption of mount sinabung, krakatoa, merapi, and other volcanoes (we're part of the ring of fire). Law enforcements and politicians? Don't get me started! (But we are improving, thanks to our new president) Creatures, we got komodos, rhinos, elephants, tiger, crocodile, buffaloes, and others. (But when it comes to dangerous creatures, no place beats our long-time neighbor Australia :D)



2 months ago #9491643        
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So...kinda like us. Once a juvenile crocodile showed up and became a local celebrity. https://zh.wikipedia.org/wiki/貝貝



2 months ago #9490644        
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Hah Denmark ya nerds, get some dangerous animals like us



2 months ago #9486906        
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*moves to Denmark*



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