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Wonderful Nature


Wonderful Nature

Denmark is an incredibly safe aka. uneventful place to live.

We have the least corrupt politicians and law enforcements in the world. We have a low crime rate, and we have never had something like a serial killer because the country is so small that if you kill someone you will have nowhere to hide, and we have a good relationship with our surrounding countries so if you try to hide in any of them, the Danish police will be called up by Sweden/Norway/Germany and asked, “Hey, we have a weird Dane running around. You’re looking for him or something?”
Even our nature is ridiculously safe. We have no nature catastrophes like hurricanes, earthquakes or big forest fires. No mountains to fall from. Our biggest predator is the fox, and our only poisonous snake is only sort of lethal if your old or sick.

So when a moose swam from Sweden to Denmark, we freaked out! Because what if it stepped on someone!?
It either got shot or hit by a train (can't remember which) but believe me, if it was still around it would most likely have killed someone, because Danes have no idea what to do around big wild animals. :XD:

28th August 2009


22 M
13 days ago #9235083        

DAMN that horse/cow has growen some big horns RUN!

2 months ago #9204533        

@GeStaFFo And the one in '05. And the earthquake in '08.

2 months ago #9194254        

Oh Denmark... and last year we had the drunk moose in a tree. Our mooses apparently need to learn tricks before they can get media attention.

4 months ago #9154317        


5 months ago #9140678        

poor moose


5 months ago #9128324        

Oh, yes.
I remember the painful discussions whether to shoot it or not.
In the end it was hit by a train, poor thing.


22 M
6 months ago #9122974        

Well except for the one hurricane in '99


31 F
6 months ago #9113622        

Wow impressive! Hows the immigration law? Can i immigrate to denmark now? Lol

6 months ago #9110519        

they dont know how to handel wild life, but they know how to handel raids.

6 months ago #9106412        

Seriously... How on earth is that moose going to step on someone??? I mean, the main danger that mooses bring is that they are pretty dangerous if you hit them with a car... You know, crashing through the windshield with their pretty large weight.

Poor moose... You couldn't just send it back to Sweden instead of killing it?

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