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Denmark is an incredibly safe aka. uneventful place to live.

We have the least corrupt politicians and law enforcements in the world. We have a low crime rate, and we have never had something like a serial killer because the country is so small that if you kill someone you will have nowhere to hide, and we have a good relationship with our surrounding countries so if you try to hide in any of them, the Danish police will be called up by Sweden/Norway/Germany and asked, “Hey, we have a weird Dane running around. You’re looking for him or something?”
Even our nature is ridiculously safe. We have no nature catastrophes like hurricanes, earthquakes or big forest fires. No mountains to fall from. Our biggest predator is the fox, and our only poisonous snake is only sort of lethal if your old or sick.

So when a moose swam from Sweden to Denmark, we freaked out! Because what if it stepped on someone!?
It either got shot or hit by a train (can't remember which) but believe me, if it was still around it would most likely have killed someone, because Danes have no idea what to do around big wild animals. :XD:


29th August 2009

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4 months ago #9446523        
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I really want to move to Denmark now, i like the idea of there not being a snake in my bath unlike here in Australia



Giraffe

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8 months ago #9408519        
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Wasn't it spelled "Moosi" before? I like that spelling much better

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FTKnight

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10 months ago #9398401        
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.... and the canadian tourist look at the locals like they are crazy...



10 days ago #9486906        
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*moves to Denmark*



11 days ago #9485877        
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I guess I'll move to Denmark so that I can avoid danger.



14 days ago #9484985        
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So true. If I saw anything bigger than a dog outside a zoo or a farm, I'd freak out.



15 days ago #9484733        
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In AOE (Aboriginal Outdoor Education) the class learnt the difference between black and brown bears by sight, and what do do if we get into many different situations that involve bears...

Don't worry denmark I'll have the same reaction when I see a bear...



2 months ago #9475021        
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Now THAT'S what I call a slow news day



2 months ago #9467587        
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Oh... And I thought Switzerland has no big/dangerous animals... Because we had no wolfs or bears until last year. But the Swiss reacted pretty much the same. XD A BEAR!



3 months ago #9462326        
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is a moose that dangerous? i used to think it's really mild

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