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Wonderful Nature



Denmark is an incredibly safe aka. uneventful place to live.

We have the least corrupt politicians and law enforcements in the world. We have a low crime rate, and we have never had something like a serial killer because the country is so small that if you kill someone you will have nowhere to hide, and we have a good relationship with our surrounding countries so if you try to hide in any of them, the Danish police will be called up by Sweden/Norway/Germany and asked, “Hey, we have a weird Dane running around. You’re looking for him or something?”
Even our nature is ridiculously safe. We have no nature catastrophes like hurricanes, earthquakes or big forest fires. No mountains to fall from. Our biggest predator is the fox, and our only poisonous snake is only sort of lethal if your old or sick.

So when a moose swam from Sweden to Denmark, we freaked out! Because what if it stepped on someone!?
It either got shot or hit by a train (can't remember which) but believe me, if it was still around it would most likely have killed someone, because Danes have no idea what to do around big wild animals. :XD:

28th August 2009
 


563 Comments:
 
6 days ago #9276666        

Our biggest predators are foxes and badgers, but we are beginning to get wolves in Jutland!:D We get them from Germany. A few years ago, a german wolf was found dead in Jutland, and since then, more has come!
Germany might have caused World War 2, but at least now they can help us getting the wolf back!:)
Also, in Bornholm, we're getting bisons in Ekkodalen:)
Otherwise, it's not a very interesting sort of animals we have. Maybe except for the red and the black squirrel. The red squirrel is beautiful, and it originated from the black squirrel. The black squirrel is the REAL danish squirrel, and it's so rare, but it's getting bigger in number!:)
We don't like the gray squirrels that comes here and kills our precious red squirrels!>: (



12 days ago #9274199        

Yep, definitely wanna move to Denmark now xD



sheenalf

27 F
1 month ago #9266749        

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FGCODdJWRYU -moose goes shopping in Norway.



1 month ago #9264385        

@fullmetal_alyssa Scary? Nah... it was hilarious if you ask me.



1 month ago #9264370        

@Shitzadorina That sounds scary! O__O



1 month ago #9263484        

@fullmetal_alyssa None SATW answer for that would be that mooses love to eat apples, but apples are a drug so they get really high. No one knows for sure how that moose got stuck, but ince he got stuck in an apple tree, our best guess is that it just wanted more drugs, and then couldn't move.



1 month ago #9263474        

@Shitzadorina How did that happen? O__O



1 month ago #9260834        

Dagmar Overby var Danmarks første og eneste seriemorder.
Dagmar Overby was Denmarks first and only serial killer.



2 months ago #9246389        

faktisk er vores største rovdyr, grævlingen - og den blev ramt af et tog :)



Rollen

22 M
3 months ago #9235083        

DAMN that horse/cow has growen some big horns RUN!



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