Wonderful Nature
Denmark is an incredibly safe aka. uneventful place to live.
We have the least corrupt politicians and law enforcements in the world. We have a low crime rate, and we have never had something like a serial killer because the country is so small that if you kill someone you will have nowhere to hide, and we have a good relationship with our surrounding countries so if you try to hide in any of them, the Danish police will be called up by Sweden/Norway/Germany and asked, “Hey, we have a weird Dane running around. You’re looking for him or something?”
Even our nature is ridiculously safe. We have no nature catastrophes like hurricanes, earthquakes or big forest fires. No mountains to fall from. Our biggest predator is the fox, and our only poisonous snake is only sort of lethal if your old or sick.
So when a moose swam from Sweden to Denmark, we freaked out! Because what if it stepped on someone!?
It either got shot or hit by a train (can't remember which) but believe me, if it was still around it would most likely have killed someone, because Danes have no idea what to do around big wild animals.
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29th August 2009
6 years ago #9744015
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And the Name of the Year goes to Moosy the Moose! Congrats! That a really creative name you got there!
8 years ago #9446523
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I really want to move to Denmark now, i like the idea of there not being a snake in my bath unlike here in Australia
3 years ago #9863573
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Mooses are kind but they are never kind...
People from Germany loves mooses, not Danes.
People from Germany loves mooses, not Danes.
5 years ago #9812393
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As fast as I had read “we’v Never had a serial killer” I had to look it up. You’ve had at least three
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But even so, it's two pretty small predators.