Be my John Frum

This is why we need to increase military spending, folks. There's a whole group of people relying on us! *sheds a single patriotic tear as a bald eagle screeches in the distance*

Sometimes he's white.. Sometimes he's black... Maybe he is michael jackson..

@Zuperkrunch that may well explain it, becaus that is a real medical condition, where the skin slowly loses its pigment, which would turn a black man vampire-pale

@SchrodySweden yup.. King of pop always right

@Zuperkrunch exactly

That's a phenomenon called "Cargo Cults". Several small isolated islands which found themselves hosting foreign armies or suddenly being part of foreign countries, had little or no concept of the rest of the world. When these armies or countries brought large amounts of food or other supplies to the island the fairly naturally considered it miraculous, and after said foreigners left they started praying to them for more stuff. There is a cult, also on Tanna (aka Vanuatu) which worships Prince Philip. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cargo_cult

@Sepespian
Educational!
+1

I kinda wanna ship it...

@ImTheDevilDog Me too

@elinbet me three

@German_Wolf @elinbet @ImTheDevilDog I already ship it

@ImTheDevilDog Lol xD (Go for it if it makes you happy)

AWESOME
But also, we're not worth shit, Tanna

"I'm John from America."
"Hello, John Frum!"
It went something along those lines. XP

@KofodDane The reason they worshipped the American Soldiers is because they were able to produce a massive amount of food without doing anything the Tanna Natives would consider actual work.

"I haven't seen John Frum or his brother hunt or fish once since they got here, and yet they have loads and loads of food."

"They must be Gods. Perhaps if we preform the same rituals we can have that much food as well!"

But.........no homo?

I have never heard of this

at least he got one??

John From descended into the army where he spent 3 years and delivered those from suffering with his DD214.

(Dd214 is the document you get when you leave the military)

@Djanzad
So as soon as he quit, everyone else was saved from suffering?