Bedside manners

Makes sense - nobody wants to wake up in the morning and be accused of sexually assaulting the female while sleeping. Apart from being gentlemanly, it keeps the guys safe.

@sshipway A good way to avoid this is to just not sexually assault people

@The_Blahblahblah Unfortunately, that only helps so much. An accusation of sexual assault from a woman will always hold more weight than even a lifetime of good behavior from a man. It is an unfortunate truth that while girls are being taught how to defend themselves and to be afraid constantly, boys are being taught that intent and truth don't matter, only public perception does, so they must avoid anything that could entrap them.

If a guy volunteered to sleep in a bed with a girl, there is no way - NO WAY - that it would not be assumed he wanted something sexually. And dear gods, imagine if that oh-so-common morning wood made an appearance? In bed with a girl?? He could be asexual and homoromantic and STILL be called a perv.

It's the same here in the U.S., though the guys would share not share a bed unless they were really close. They would rather sleep on the floor and let the guy spending the most on the trip have the second bed.

@MoralCode Yes, this is true

@MoralCode two broooos, chilling in seperate beds 5 feet apart 'cause they're not gay

Of course. No English gentleman remotely worthy of the name would suggest otherwise.

Is Humon okay?

Why the downvotes?
I'm only showing concern

@Zenon
Must be because you are a Nazi.
Anyway your question was answered 2 posts later.
"According to Facebook, Humon got a new job and a new puppy in the same week. Hence the delay.
Normal service resumes next week."

@nroejb
Ah, but check the flag
I am but a sheep in wolf's clothing, or perhaps I'm not.

Regardless, if what you say is true, then it is a shame that, as I'm showing nought but pure intentions, there are those who look past my caring attitude to instead focus and, as illustrated with downvotes, frown upon my appearance.

Have we forgotten the order of the day?
Judge us not by the colors we wear or are born with, but by the content of the character within?

@Zenon
Well maybe it's not just that but being named after the God of overlords?
Who could trust a potential Nazi Satanist Otaku?
Anyway I don't actually know the reason for down votes I just didn't want to just quote another person without saying something myself.

@nroejb
Oh.. I had no idea there was such a character named Zenon..
My name is just an intentional misspelling of Xenon, a noble gas from the periodic table.

I'm sorry about all these coincidences, but at the same time, I thank you for giving me the benefit of the doubt, conversing with me instead of downvoting me on impulse.

@Zenon Sorry to randomly join the conversation, but why did you decide to name yourself that?

@ABCEastPonymon
Because Xenon was taken

@Zenon Oh

it's so they have an excuse to cuddle with one another XD

@scarhunter probably

If you're male and want to sleep alone, just tell the others you're gay. Sorted.

@weelydangle : If he is gay he would want to sleep with the boys

@Kummerspeck So if you say you're gay and someone else says they are too, then... win win!

@weelydangle
"So am I."
"So am I!"
"I'm really not, but I'd like to be able to say I've tried it once.."

@weelydangle “Modern problems requires modern solutions”

@weelydangle Unless you're in my friend group, I'm the only gay one all the rest are straight, no-one cares. Its just a bed for sleeping in on a night or weekend away on the drink.

@gandyg I envy people like you so much. I can't sleep unless I'm in my own bed. Plus I instinctively see myself as disgusting, so couldn't bear to inflict myself on anyone else. More my problem than anyone else's, but there we are.

@weelydangle To be fair I can't sleep very well in strange beds either but gotta be done to have a good time with my friends.

@gandyg Yeah, totally. Was having a moment this morning, but yes. You gotta have a laugh isn't it. Needs must.

@gandyg Sounds like my best friend and his athlete buddies, for the last decade or so we go on a trip every year, they go fishing or do some ridiculous climbing thing. I'm there to cook for them (which I really like to do, feeding hungry men is strangely gratifying).

For the first couple of years they found it hilarious to send the homefront pictures of me sleeping next to them with accompanying texts like 'look who I found in my bed last night' or 'my new spoon buddy'.

best thing is that I never have to pay for the trip!

being the 'gay' one of the group has its perk, not gonna lie.

Is there another way to do it?

@Zenon
#9817423
Once a new strip comes, I'm sure we'll have an explanation of the delay.

Bros before hoes

And then a Finn comes by and gives a fuck. Sleeps next to the lady holding the knife so the girl stays on her side of the bed xD
Just joking, would just sleep next to the girl, but politely stays on the own edge of the bed.