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You do not break into Finland’s house, even if he is out of the country! >:C

Finland was known for their fantastic snipers in World War 2, especially a man named Simo Häyhä.

Yes, I’m back. Feels good man. :D


29th September 2010

Tagged in Aland Switzerland Sweden Finland


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3 years ago #9415204        
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NO SCOPE!

No, literally. Finland sniped the key without a scope.
That means that Finland, considering he was on the edge of the Swiss border, shooting to the edge of the Finnish Border that was closest to him, had shot a rifle, with just iron sights, 2012.76 kilometers, or 1250.67 miles. That's 2,012,760 meters (to Kilometers), or 6,603,537.6 feet (to miles). That also means that Finland shot a 2 inch, or 5.08 centimeters house key from that far away. (Even though he had a spotter, binoculars can't really see that far, so it was mainly up to Finland)21
Also, the cartidge can go as fast as up to 915 metres per second. That means that it took the bullet to fly as long as 2,199.7 seconds. That means that Finland had to shoot the bullet 36.6 minutes earlier than when they arrived. In other words, Finland knew they were coming.

Good luck sleeping tonight if you're on Finland's list...

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2 years ago #9485678        
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*slides 10 dollars to Finland* Please shoot Donald Trump if he becomes president.

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4 months ago #9734378        
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Simo häyhä in winter war so cool sniper.. ☺ ☺ image

2 months ago #9754653        
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Don't touch our coffee...

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12 months ago #9653292        
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I have to say, that Switzerland would NEVER approve of someone shooting at another country (and autonomous region) He would press the "Explode all bridges, tunnels and other connections we have with the outside world" button in case Sweden declared war. They actually have that button.

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Kyasarin

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1 year ago #9646721        
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Welp, never piss off Finland. Ever. Understood o.o

AlephFIN

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3 years ago #9386680        
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Conclusion: Don't mess with Finland (especially if you're Åland) :D

Finn456

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1 month ago #9764961        
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Flat Earthers will say that this is only possible if the Earth does not curve. I say that this is possible on a curved earth with Häyhä.

5 months ago #9722265        
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I just realized after reading this several times there are hardly any strips where Finland actually scares Aland. I guess never touch Finland's coffee.

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6 months ago #9716906        
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Yes, that's nice, Simo Häyhä. Now here's your next challenge.
Every 90 minutes, the International Space Station makes one complete orbit around the Earth, drifting a bit to the west each time. That means that it is periodically visible from specific places, and one of them is Finland. You will need a gun that shoots at more than 2.8 kilometers per second. Once you get this, you need to shoot the International Space Station. I hear there's a lot of Russians on board.

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