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You do not break into Finland’s house, even if he is out of the country! >:C

Finland was known for their fantastic snipers in World War 2, especially a man named Simo Häyhä.

Yes, I’m back. Feels good man. :D


29th September 2010

Tagged in Switzerland Aland Sweden Finland


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2 years ago #9415204        
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NO SCOPE!

No, literally. Finland sniped the key without a scope.
That means that Finland, considering he was on the edge of the Swiss border, shooting to the edge of the Finnish Border that was closest to him, had shot a rifle, with just iron sights, 2012.76 kilometers, or 1250.67 miles. That's 2,012,760 meters (to Kilometers), or 6,603,537.6 feet (to miles). That also means that Finland shot a 2 inch, or 5.08 centimeters house key from that far away. (Even though he had a spotter, binoculars can't really see that far, so it was mainly up to Finland)21
Also, the cartidge can go as fast as up to 915 metres per second. That means that it took the bullet to fly as long as 2,199.7 seconds. That means that Finland had to shoot the bullet 36.6 minutes earlier than when they arrived. In other words, Finland knew they were coming.

Good luck sleeping tonight if you're on Finland's list...

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1 year ago #9485678        
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*slides 10 dollars to Finland* Please shoot Donald Trump if he becomes president.

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AlephFIN

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2 years ago #9386680        
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Conclusion: Don't mess with Finland (especially if you're Åland) :D

3 months ago #9653292        
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I have to say, that Switzerland would NEVER approve of someone shooting at another country (and autonomous region) He would press the "Explode all bridges, tunnels and other connections we have with the outside world" button in case Sweden declared war. They actually have that button.

5 months ago #9634261        
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:atroll: to when finland shot aland's key in switzerland.

7 months ago #9602256        
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Lmao XD. Finland's Pissed Off Face is priceless.

1 year ago #9509857        
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PERKELE! Our coffee god damnit

1 year ago #9477054        
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White Death is heading your way!

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2 years ago #9467915        
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I AM THE HAPPIEST WOMAN ALIVE! Switzerland's character... He's here!! I love him! Now I want to know the Danish stereotypes of us Swiss...

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2 years ago #9420170        
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Small...

That word is unknown to us here in America, care to explain..?

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