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You do not break into Finland’s house, even if he is out of the country! >:C

Finland was known for their fantastic snipers in World War 2, especially a man named Simo Häyhä.

Yes, I’m back. Feels good man. :D


Switzerland Sweden Aland Finland
29th September 2010
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9 years ago #9415204        
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NO SCOPE!

No, literally. Finland sniped the key without a scope.
That means that Finland, considering he was on the edge of the Swiss border, shooting to the edge of the Finnish Border that was closest to him, had shot a rifle, with just iron sights, 2012.76 kilometers, or 1250.67 miles. That's 2,012,760 meters (to Kilometers), or 6,603,537.6 feet (to miles). That also means that Finland shot a 2 inch, or 5.08 centimeters house key from that far away. (Even though he had a spotter, binoculars can't really see that far, so it was mainly up to Finland)21
Also, the cartidge can go as fast as up to 915 metres per second. That means that it took the bullet to fly as long as 2,199.7 seconds. That means that Finland had to shoot the bullet 36.6 minutes earlier than when they arrived. In other words, Finland knew they were coming.

Good luck sleeping tonight if you're on Finland's list...


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8 years ago #9485678        
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*slides 10 dollars to Finland* Please shoot Donald Trump if he becomes president.


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6 years ago #9734378        
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Simo häyhä in winter war so cool sniper.. ☺ ☺ image

6 years ago #9793187        
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6 years ago #9754653        
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Don't touch our coffee...


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2 years ago #9875465        
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That's it. I'm learning how to use a sniper

5 years ago #9824423        
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https://theyaresmol.com/they-are-smol-the-invasion-of-earth-chapter-11/#comment-740

I was reading the story above and when I got to the end of this chapter, depicting a Finnish sniper at work, I was like "Suomi"

6 years ago #9778677        
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Why is Finland so savagely amazing? First he can pull a knife out of thin air and now he reveals he can snipe someone from halfway across the continent?? Damn your cool Finland. :D


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6 years ago #9764961        
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Flat Earthers will say that this is only possible if the Earth does not curve. I say that this is possible on a curved earth with Häyhä.


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6 years ago #9722265        
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I just realized after reading this several times there are hardly any strips where Finland actually scares Aland. I guess never touch Finland's coffee.


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