Coffee Thief

NO SCOPE!

No, literally. Finland sniped the key without a scope.
That means that Finland, considering he was on the edge of the Swiss border, shooting to the edge of the Finnish Border that was closest to him, had shot a rifle, with just iron sights, 2012.76 kilometers, or 1250.67 miles. That's 2,012,760 meters (to Kilometers), or 6,603,537.6 feet (to miles). That also means that Finland shot a 2 inch, or 5.08 centimeters house key from that far away. (Even though he had a spotter, binoculars can't really see that far, so it was mainly up to Finland)21
Also, the cartidge can go as fast as up to 915 metres per second. That means that it took the bullet to fly as long as 2,199.7 seconds. That means that Finland had to shoot the bullet 36.6 minutes earlier than when they arrived. In other words, Finland knew they were coming.

Good luck sleeping tonight if you're on Finland's list...

@Gen-SilverChicken Simo Häyhä (the sniper mentioned in the description) was actualy famus for never using a scope.

@Gen-SilverChicken I'm happy I'm not on someone that goods killslist. I might be able to hide but if he can tell 36 minutes in ADVANCE what I'll do... well that is incredibly and he deserves the kill

*slides 10 dollars to Finland* Please shoot Donald Trump if he becomes president.

@Polosha77

*Finland slides the money back, holds up a sign saying "I don't take dollars*

@DarkMage7280 *Slides Finland 300 Euros* Is that enough for you to kill Prince Williams?

@NorthIreland *Finland takes the money, puts his feet up*

"You didn't kill him!"
"You asked me to kill Prince WilliamS."
"It was a typo!"
"Not my problem."
"Give me money back, then!"
"No."

@DarkMage7280 Would you like 400 Euros for killing Donald J. Trump, Jr.? Make sure you kill that orange Pomeranian on his head as well - it's only humane. (What do you mean it's his hair?!? Eh, kill it anyway. It might be an alien for all we know.)

@Polosha77 *slides money back* Hun, it's free.

Simo häyhä in winter war so cool sniper.. ☺ ☺

@AlephFIN
Check ur icon Buddy

@Nyan come on it's just skin. Did you see a nipple? I don't think you did. (thank goodness, I wouldn't have been able to handle seeing a nipple D: )

@Erzuq

I thought Nyan was an american at first

@AlephFIN holy shit

Don't touch our coffee...

@SuomenJoukot Yea don't touch our coffee. Just don't, or we'll come and 360 no scope you.

That's it. I'm learning how to use a sniper

https://theyaresmol.com/they-are-smol-the-invasion-of-earth-chapter-11/#comment-740

I was reading the story above and when I got to the end of this chapter, depicting a Finnish sniper at work, I was like "Suomi"

Why is Finland so savagely amazing? First he can pull a knife out of thin air and now he reveals he can snipe someone from halfway across the continent?? Damn your cool Finland.

@DanishPride well what did you expect from one of the northern countries? Low temperatures are kinda their thing

@SchrodySweden okay, fair enough

there’s SNOW way they wouldn’t be at least a little bit cool, i guess

@DanishPride itd be quite an iNORDinate thing if they weren't

@SchrodySweden Yeah, that’s what I was FINking!

@DanishPride (n)ICELANDing of a pun there

@SchrodySweden Thanks! Your puns are pretty SWEDE, too, you know?

@DanishPride aww, you're making me BLUSH-ia! (Russia)

@SchrodySweden I mean, there’s NORWAY I would not take an opportunity to compliment people where a compliment is due!

@DanishPride I think you've done norway before. We seem to be facing a SVERIGE shortage of puns here

Flat Earthers will say that this is only possible if the Earth does not curve. I say that this is possible on a curved earth with Häyhä.

@Finn456 Ballistics FTW!

@Finn456
Many real-life artillery weapons and warship weapons take the curvature into account when aiming. That's how we get weapons that can kill you from BELOW THE HORIZON!
Also, some long-distance snipers abuse gravity to shoot people hiding behind walls and stuff.
But only Häyhä could have taken that shot!

I just realized after reading this several times there are hardly any strips where Finland actually scares Aland. I guess never touch Finland's coffee.

@dudemanbro You know statistics say Finland consumes most coffee per capita? Like 12 kg a year on average. The headcount includes babies so how much do the rest of Finns drink? Åland of course goes with Finland's count here... Yup. Don't touch Finland's coffee. (Where's Sister Finland BTW?)