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Denmark did at one point hit rock bottom. We were losing land fast, and finally the king just had to accept that Denmark was never going to be a great empire again. In desperation he tried to give Denmark away to Prussia, but not even they wanted us! The king even asked them three times, but every time the answer was, “No. Fuck off”! D:

There were various reasons why they didn’t want Denmark at the time. One was out of fear of pissing off England and France who would see that move as an attempt to become a colonial power, and even though Denmark wasn’t worth much on it’s own it could have done a lot of damage in Prussia’s hands, what with still owning Greenland, Iceland and the Virgin Islands, not to mention controlling all shipping in and out of the Baltic Sea. Denmark didn’t have the means to do much with those areas, but Prussia could have placed military bases on them. USA, Russia, England and France would have seen that as quite a threat.

But one of the reasons was also that the Danes didn’t speak German, and at the time Prussia was more interest in collection the German speaking countries rather than just hoard land.

Nazi Germany taking over Denmark had noting to do with Prussia not wanting us. He’s just there for comedic effect. :D


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1 year ago #9653466        
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SomeBODY once told me that Prussia doesn't want me,
I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed
He was lookin' kinda dumb
With his finger and his thumb
In the shape of an L o his forehead

IsaIna

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2 years ago #9520123        
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What Denmark doesn't know, is that Prussia gave him an impossible task, because there doesn't exist something as awesome as the word "awesome" in German :atroll:


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1 year ago #9682358        
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Is it just me or is the 'Prussia is awesome' thing a Hetalia reference


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3 years ago #9439753        
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Prussia is Awesome...oh, Gilbert.


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3 years ago #9489014        
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Probably because of that, we learn German in school..


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3 years ago #9487211        
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I AM ZHE AWESOME PRUSSIA SUCK MEIN AWESOME FIVE METERS






Sorry.... My Prussian side slipped out...


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2 years ago #9632341        
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SHIT IT'S HIM D: :gets out machine gun and doesn't stop firing at him:

edit: *when one of you're cringy first few comments gets more than one like, and you can't tell if you should be happy or filled with anxiety* (ಥ-ಥ)


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2 years ago #9500457        
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*sings like a damn angel choir* The References...they are everywhere~ *spins out*


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3 years ago #9482767        
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"You have to say Prussia is awesome in german." This reminds me of Hetalia.

1 year ago #9677144        
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To complete prussia's task: Preußen ist toll

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