Top Exports

When the Danes published that Muhammad joke the Muslim world banned all Danish Exports. How many Danish jobs ere lost as a result. None, because most Danish exports are Beer, Pork and Pornography.

@Ayrshireladdie dairy products are high on the list as well

@Ayrshireladdie Also, the 'muslim world' weren't all that great at geography or geopolitics. They also boycotted imports from Sweden, Finland and Norway, because they didn't really know which one was Denmark. Swedish dairy export suffered slightly as a result.

@Ayrshireladdie
We danes had a loss of around 0,0000014938% of the export markets income... while sweden and norway had around 0,00004% loss in the export market (rounded way more of than the one for denmark, it is do hard to find sources on this in other countries than denmark) wich is the primary reason why norway and sweden were angry at us, they didn’t comment on the drawings but the financial loss (they choose the words in a way that it seemed like it was the drawings but had a few screwups when there was open questioning from the press)

@Dendersen I did the calculations, it came out to around 124 USD. A truly minuscule loss.

What's England's greatest export? Corruption?

@weelydangle
A very special and lovely kind of humor I would say.

@Fragger911 Oh, you mean the House of Commons

@weelydangle #satire

@weelydangle Countries that are stronger than itself

@North-Sea-Empire Just you wait until Greenland becomes the next superpower

@weelydangle I mean, Norway, Sweden and Iceland already ditched us
It's getting harder to hold the tears back

@North-Sea-Empire I expect Scotland, Wales and Cornwall will be off shortly.

@weelydangle Tyranny. Remember South Africa, the Zulu people, the Native Americans, the colonial Americans, the Australian Aboriginals, the Maori people, the Boer rebellion, Bangladesh, India, much of Sub Saharan Africa, the Opium wars, the atrocities committed against the Qing Dynasty, the silver trade, and the 29 million Indians that starved to death under the British Empire?

@weelydangle Tyranny. Remember South Africa, the Zulu people, the Native Americans, the colonial Americans, the Australian Aboriginals, the Maori people, the Boer rebellion, Bangladesh, India, much of Sub Saharan Africa, the Opium wars, the atrocities committed against the Qing Dynasty, the silver trade, and the 29 million Indians that starved to death under the British Empire?

@Xordic Ah yes. I knew we were good at something.

@Xordic Although I mean, these days we mainly do financial services for oppressive regimes (and arms dealing for them too, obviously), rather than doing much of the actual oppressive regimeing ourselves.

@weelydangle i wonder what ours is then

@zhouhuanyue Irn Bru

@weelydangle omg you're right

@zhouhuanyue It's OK, we keep a balance of trade by selling you all of our Buckfast Abbey Wine

@weelydangle sounds about right xD

@weelydangle
Machinery including computers: US$73.3 billion (15.6% of total exports)
Vehicles, Aircraft and Vessels: $50.7 billion (10.8%)
Gems, precious metals: $42.4 billion (9%)

@weelydangle Jesus

@poodle_doodle Don't think he's one of ours

@weelydangle Other countries' stuff is their greatest export. XD

I'm the only person in my family aware of a finnish punk band called "Klamydia"

Denmark's propably *on* the medicines, going by the expression

Denmark’s should be beer;) but I know most of you will say beer is Germany

@Danishdrunkman we actually don't export that much beer compared to the other 2

@Danishdrunkman No way that should be a top import. They may make a lot of beer but I'm willing to bet they consume it all locally and don't export much.

BTW my Father made helicopters in the USA for over 30 years.. so I'm not surprised they are exported.

I am not sure, but i think Germany's is technology

Iceland's are marine products and material metals.

… not to be that guy...
but…
finnland has "Rare Exports"... google it... mwehehehehehehehehehe
well… trying the find the "original" shorts befor the Movie came out seems to be impossible D=

@Caedamon_Frost Westerner offering me a gift of Mysterium, I accept.

Sweden, you're going to blow up.

Just look at happy heavy metal Finland.

@DeathError And that is how we like him.