Great Deal

Doesn't that mean he is selling himself to Sahara 0-0

@Na-Na21 yep. Confirmed. Australia: A prostitute

Capitalism at its best

@danvillegas
Capitalist 1: "Do X and I'll give you money."
Capitalist 2: "Alright."
Marxist scum: "AAAA MUH WAGE SLAVERY AAA OPPRESHUN AAA"

@v0ider Capitalist 3: "You do certain hours I pay a certain pay"
Feminist: *taking fewer hours* *get's the same hourly pay, but less pay per month" "WAGE GAP!!!"
Feminist: *doesn't get promoted due to fewer hours, whilst male coworker do due to higher working hours* "PATRIARCHY!!!"

@Fluffkin There's bad things in both types of economy.
Capitalist 1: Oh no Capitalism is supposed to be good but I can't afford insurance and now I can't even pay taxes!
Capitalist 2: I can't stand being with the rest of the middle class. I need more money to pay debts from all that money I blew.
Capitalist 3 (read: government) HaHA Screw you! I'm a billionaire and you will all bow down to me cause i'm RICH!

Communist 1: I put in the effort to make the state better, and now I'm getting paid for it.
Communist 2: I put in the effort to make the state better. What do I get? NOTHING!
Government: How dare you talk back! Go to gulag!

@Fluffkin Ooh, so edgy!

@danvillegas Thank you.

We have an expression that a good salesman can sell ice to an Eskimo. But selling sand to someone that lives in the Sahara is even more impressive...

Not sure if you are an asshole or a genius.
Or both.
XD

Yeah, Australia.

The sand in the Sahara is wind blown, and therefore is very round and smooth like river pebbles. The sand in Australia has been recently washed up from the sea, and has likely come out of the butt of a parrotfish within the past century. It is made of tiny bits of coral, and therfor is like jacks. When you put weight on sahara sand it comes out from under your foundations like ball bearings, but the Australian sand simply becomes more compact

*old fashioned salesman voice* This is the deal of the century! Not everywhere can you get sand, but a bag cost $100! That’s almost robbery! No other deal like it! Hurry and get it before it is gone!

@ApplesRock I'll take 20!

In Germany we say: A good salesman sells a fridge to the Inuit.

@Unfug But it's not cold enough up there year round to not need a fridge.

Still sounds funny. xD

what a great deal

Australian sand glory!