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Мне рассказали, что в приличном немецком обществе считается неприемлемым стоять у унитаза и справлять таким образом малую нужду. Не знаю, правда это или нет, но я не могу противиться желанию вспомнить старую добрую шутку про «справление нужды сидя».

Germany
16th November 2012
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5 years ago #9546266        
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At women here who think sitting on a public toilet is unsanitary;

Ladies public toilets get dirty because people DO NOT sit on them and spray everywhere. You sit on your haunches not you private area so there shouldn't be anything left on the seat that is particularly fowl if you sit down other than sweat. I'm pretty sure hands are dirtier than the back of your thighs and outer buttock. You do still use door knobs?
I'm sick of bathrooms where there is pee everywhere because those who are afraid of getting dirty fail to see they are the ones making the mess.

It's totally cool for dude to stand though seeing as they should be able to control their stream (or at least one would hope).


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Sisu

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3 years ago #9792688        
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I don't get why urinals even exist. Would't it be more conventional to just have toilets where you can both $hit and pee?
Or why masculinity is so fragile. When you sit, nobody has to clean the floor and walls everyday.


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3 years ago #9780592        
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This reminds me of one time in Elementary School some kid pooped in the urinal and smeared it all over the bathroom

4 years ago #9716009        
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Sorry I walked in on you Germany! Now, where is the girl's bathroom...

7 years ago #9334292        
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I heard that in Germany a common insult is "sitzpinkler" meaning a man who sits to pee. These two things are not adding up...

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1 year ago #9846605        
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Lumoseo

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3 years ago #9800411        
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You know though for some reason I heard the word for "someone who sits to pee" is an insult in Germany.. ._.

4 years ago #9773131        
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i clicked the random button and saw this XD


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4 years ago #9752683        
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I clicked random and i ended up here. Sorry Germany!

Hinoron

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4 years ago #9709882        
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Well, when there's urinals available, it might be seen as rude to take up a stall to pee in, preventing someone who needs to shit from using it. Would kind of piss me off if I needed to go #2 and some guy was ignoring the urinals to piss upright into the only pot.

Courtesy aside though, it's much better to pee sitting down. We can't fully empty our bladders from a standing position, like tipping a full glass over all but 20 degrees; you just can't get that last bit out. Also, have you noticed after peeing standing, and tucking yourself away, a few of those leftover drops usually end up leaking out into your underwear (hope they weren't white!) I might take advantage of a urinal if I'm in a hurry, but if I have time, I always sit down and do the job properly.

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