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We've been watching a lot of border control TV in this house.

6th October 2015

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1 year ago #9412202        
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As an America it is very important to keep your drugs OUTSIDE of your gun. A pound of crack really messes with the loading chamber.

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1 year ago #9411820        
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In defence of our fair nation, we are completely isolated geographically from most of the rest of the world, and our fruit and veg reflect this. We can't afford for some foreign contagion/pest to come in and wipe out our entire fresh produce industry. I feel our response to people trying to smuggle in potentially infected food is valid and justified.

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1 year ago #9412018        
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And as a swede it usually takes like 10 minutes or so before you realize you ended up in Norway by mistake...



1 year ago #9427038        
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Wondering if you want to move in Finland as a refugee?
Here the answer:
IF YOU ARE NOT RUNNING AWAY FROM WAR AND DANGER, DO NOT COME IN FINLAND AS A REFUGEE! YOU STEAL THE SHELTER PLACES AND HELP FROM REAL REFUGEES, WHO REALLY ARE IN DANGER! WE DON'T HAVE MONEY TO FEED ALL OF YOU. THAT'S WHY WE HAVE TO PUT YOU IN POOR TENTS. WE ONLY HAVE LIMITED RESOURCES TO HELP THOSE WHO ARE IN DANGER! IF YOU WANT TO STUDY OR WORK IN FINLAND, YOU COME HERE AS AN IMMIGRANT OR AS AN EXCHANGE STUDENT. NOT AS A REFUGEE. DO NOT COME HERE IF YOU ARE NOT IN DANGER, BECAUSE OF YOU WILL NOT GET ANYTHING. AND YOU ONLY STEAL HELP FROM THOSE WHO NEED IT. THANK YOU!

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1 year ago #9468156        
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Why apples ? Here is the scientific reason why.

A apple is a fruit. Since it's a fruit, it's related to other fruits. So that means it's related to the common lemon. And lemons are super gross.

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1 year ago #9412240        
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See, kids? This is why you don't settle on an isolated landmass where everything wants to kill you.



Acellan

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1 year ago #9412112        
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Fun fact, in America you can't bring nail clippers on a plane, cause you could, um, clip someone to death... I guess...

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10 months ago #9490573        
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Brother America is just like Trump (pray to god he doesn't get elected or else the entire world is fucked)



Taeanna

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1 year ago #9412129        
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To clarify. The reason Australia is so against plant matter is because our country has a terrible history with introduced species.

Cane toads, cane beetles, cats, dogs, mice/rats, foxes, rabbits not to mention many types of fungus and the dreaded fruit fly tearing apart the fruit orchards in the north.
These aren't fears- these are the ones that got INTO the country already!

Nowadays fruit and plant matter needs to be subject to several laid out testing methods to make it 'safe' but many more traditional countries like india and asia not only prefer to bring hard to find fruits and spices with them, but also have a habit of gift giving and therefore bring these in large amounts to give to relatives, potentially devastating the wildlife further.

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1 year ago #9411902        
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Entering Canada from the US I saw a whole list of things you could not bring including firewood and "offensive weapons". I always wondered what an "inoffensive weapon" would be.

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