How to use a bike

So that's why Iceland looks so good. He's continuously sporting, whenever he's in Denmark. Must be a great way to stay fit.

I love how iceland i scared of Danes on a bike when he is dealing with demons

@ProudToBeADane Iceland is facing a massive Demon.

Iceland: “I WILL TAME Y-“

Iceland sees Denmark riding a bike around.

Iceland: “OH GOD NOOOO!!! NOT TODAAAAYYYYYY!!!!”

Iceland runs as fast as he can away from the bike.

Denmark: “Huh? Wha?”

Demon: “Dang, I was just about to eat that guy!”

Demon runs after Iceland who is still running from Denmark.

It’s the next day.

Iceland and the Demon are dueling.

Iceland holds a sword up to the Demons neck.

Iceland: “HaHA! Gotcha now!”

Demon whistles and Denmark charges in on a bike.

Iceland: “WHHHYYYY?!?!?”

Iceland flees the scene.

Demon: “Got ‘em!”

Demon and Denmark high five.

Don't text and bike, Denmark.

Fun Fact: There are more bikes than people in Copenhagen. I've seen entire junkyards filled to the brim with bikes.

In America, being a cyclist means you have a lot of money to spend on a bike.

@MichaelZWilliamson What, are they more expensive than cars? I know you have tons of those.

@VoidTorcher yeah... We do... Sometimes I wish that I actually wasn't Native American at all and all of my family came from Europe (which is where the majority of my ancestors are from)

@VoidTorcher A bicycle can cost under $200, if you just want a city bike, nothing fancy. The fancier ones can be over four digits.

And in America cyclists are health nuts or poor people who can't afford a car

@Sisu

...Or who lost their license for drunk driving and now have to bike to work.

Thats a great way to stay fit Iceland!

We're probably closer to England's view on cycling, or America's. Cars are the most common mode of transportation, a bit less so in large cities where public transit systems are very efficient and comprehensive. Though we also have people who cycle daily mostly out of concern for the environment... and tend to get really snobby towards drivers who "don't share the road" (i.e. are not expecting cyclists of all things in the middle of the road built for cars, and come too close).
In recent years, at least in my city, there's been a LOT of roadwork widening roads and marking out bike lanes just for cyclists. I still hardly ever see one; an actual person on a bicycle, that is.

What being a cyclist means in America

Exercise. Mother. Fucking. Exercise

I personally almost got run over about 10x in Denmark. Insane Danes!! They use us Icelanders for target practice!
Nothing has changed since 1944, has it Denmark. ;)

@SparklingViking Well, at least one thing has changed: You seem to be getting wise to it.

@SparklingViking quit walking around in the bike lanes, you lava eater. ;-)